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jtrzerocool

jtrzerocool

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Originally Posted by digitydash
http:///forum/post/2751483
Jt u lost some ground this week.Scotts creaping up on u.
i know...i talk alot of crap around here...and dont get me wrong, its all in fun...but i will also call myself out if i had a crappy week...
i had one disgusting week this week...i am almost embarrased...

oh well...there's always next week...and im gunning for you digi...
 
digitydash

digitydash

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Originally Posted by jtrzerocool
http:///forum/post/2751504
i know...i talk alot of crap around here...and dont get me wrong, its all in fun...but i will also call myself out if i had a crappy week...
i had one disgusting week this week...i am almost embarrased...

oh well...there's always next week...and im gunning for you digi...

Just had to bust your chops a little
 
bionicarm

bionicarm

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Not sure if you NASCAR fans saw this on David Letterman back on the 9th:
Top Twelve Perks Of Being A NASCAR Driver
Top Ten
12. Crazy gas prices? I don't care...I'm not payin'
(Matt Kenseth)
11. Bring your helmet to Taco Bell and they'll fill it up with guacamole free
(Kevin Harvick)
10. Don't have to shave your body like Olympic swimmers...although, why not?
(Jeff Gordon)
9. Hasselhoff promised me one of those talking cars
(Greg Biffle)
8. I use old checkered flags to make fabulous throw pillows
(Tony Stewart)
7. There's nothing like going through a car wash at 190 miles per hour
(Jeff Burton)
6. GPS underpants
(Denny Hamlin)
5. Sorry, I forgot my joke -- I was thinking about Jessica Alba -- man she's hot
(Clint Bowyer)
4. Run out of olive oil? A little Quaker State will spruce up any salad
(Dale Earnhardt, Jr.)
3. Traveling to exotic locations like Martinsville, Virginia and Dover, Deleware
(Jimmie Johnson)
2. At high school reunions, it's fun to ask, "So what do you do for a living?"
(Carl Edwards)
1. After a race, your ass vibrates for days
(Kyle Busch)
 
scotts

scotts

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Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2759151
Number 5 almost make me choke on my (beverage).....

Ahh yes, how could we all forget Mr. Trickle.

J, Glad that Jungle could like it.
Ruben, Sorry but you showed where your priorities are. You should have set your team first, THEN got your place ready for the hurricane.
 
spiderwoman

spiderwoman

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Originally Posted by stdreb27
http:///forum/post/2759403
Do I get a redo for this week since I was down bc of the hurricane?
I'd give you a redo, but the Yahoo system wouldn't allow that, sorry :(
Then again you can set your team up weeks ahead if I'm not mistaken.
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

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Originally Posted by Scotts
http:///forum/post/2759451
Ahh yes, how could we all forget Mr. Trickle.

J, Glad that Jungle could like it.
Ruben, Sorry but you showed where your priorities are. You should have set your team first, THEN got your place ready for the hurricane.

Was Mr. Trickle a real person?
I usually set my team on Thursday, and I totally forgot. I think I got 100 points. Really sucks. And to top it off my driver actually won, and I didn't even get to watch the race!
 
spiderwoman

spiderwoman

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You guys are probably going to laugh out loud and hard when you read this, but I think what hubby did was sooooooo sweet and it got me all tiery eyed

I-77 had an accident on it so both of our team trucks had to head for I-85. They took Hwy 150 which runs about 1/4 miles from our house. He calls me 10 minutes before that they will be driving by and he will hunk the horn and Bama will do the same in his truck (his has a train horn). So when he called again and said that they are driving by xyz, I went on the porch with our girls to listen them drive by. We could hear the horn very clearly. I know that's silly and all, but I thought it was a very sweet thing to do and yes, I shed a few happy tears.
I'll go and hide my silly head now
 
scotts

scotts

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Jim is a keeper!!!!!!
You know it is funny, other ladies like to get flowers from hubby. You like it when the truckers blow their horns at you..........
 
spiderwoman

spiderwoman

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Originally Posted by Scotts
http:///forum/post/2760155
Jim is a keeper!!!!!!
You know it is funny, other ladies like to get flowers from hubby. You like it when the truckers blow their horns at you..........

Don't get me wrong I love my flowers too, but it's the silly little things like what he did that get me
 
scotts

scotts

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Originally Posted by SpiderWoman
http:///forum/post/2760158
Don't get me wrong I love my flowers too, but it's the silly little things like what he did that get me

Oh I know, it is the little things. My wife likes it when I make coffee for her. We have 2 coffee makers because we like our coffee different, so I would set her coffee maker up so when she woke up all she had to do was push the button. It IS those little things that are the good things in life.
There are just so many jokes though...............
 
spiderwoman

spiderwoman

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Originally Posted by Scotts
http:///forum/post/2760171
Oh I know, it is the little things. My wife likes it when I make coffee for her. We have 2 coffee makers because we like our coffee different, so I would set her coffee maker up so when she woke up all she had to do was push the button. It IS those little things that are the good things in life.
There are just so many jokes though...............
I'd kill for a freshly brewed cup of java in the morning (not made by me). Jim doesn't drink coffee, never has, so I'm alone with my huge coffee addiction. In the morning I pick up a large hazelnut latte on my way home from day care. Later in the afternoon I'll grind some beans and make a few more cups. For example right now I'm still drinking coffee. I can do that right before bed and still fall asleep quickly.
Hey, remember to make you driver pick!
 
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