Originally Posted by
jackri
http:///forum/post/3107335
I think that's from Alien
How about...
"You get to drink from the fire hose! Open Wide!"
I bet you think you've got everyone stumped. Sorry.
UHF.
Let's try a few of my favorites. I hope it's not against the rules to do more than one:
"No, the white phone."
"Is it a dream where you are standing in sort of sun-god robes in front of a thousand na-ked ladies screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
"No!"
"Why am I the only person who has that dream?"
"It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident."
"Goodyear?"
"No, the worst."