ruaround
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is diarrhea...
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the chance of success. Chuck Norris wanders around aimlessly with a gun...
In fine print on the last page of the Farmers' Almanac it notes that annual rainfall figures do not include the tears shed by Chuck Norris, and the figures listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has gotten to subtracting out such overwhelming excess.
Chuck Norris tried for the part of Tinkie Winkie... he was told he was to feminine and didnt get the part...
Chuck Norris cried for weeks when he didnt get the part of the Pink Power Ranger...
Chuck Norris has NO clue how to cook ramen noodles...
Chuck Norris will make a great fertilizer... because he is full of ****...
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the chance of success. Chuck Norris wanders around aimlessly with a gun...
In fine print on the last page of the Farmers' Almanac it notes that annual rainfall figures do not include the tears shed by Chuck Norris, and the figures listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has gotten to subtracting out such overwhelming excess.
Chuck Norris tried for the part of Tinkie Winkie... he was told he was to feminine and didnt get the part...
Chuck Norris cried for weeks when he didnt get the part of the Pink Power Ranger...
Chuck Norris has NO clue how to cook ramen noodles...
Chuck Norris will make a great fertilizer... because he is full of ****...