OT: getting to know the people behind the posts
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magic
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O I know yo mamma,
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls @$$, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has ---, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls @$$, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has ---, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
scooter8416
Member
this is the longest thread i've seen!!!! lol too funney guys... i thought i'd add to keep "her going":
heres me:
heres me:
jillian ayers
Member
Let me keep things moving...
Not too often do you find a truly clean joke, but here is one that has
not one dirty word in it.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A
small tree begins to grow between them.
The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a
birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the
sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.
He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It
is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in!
Not too often do you find a truly clean joke, but here is one that has
not one dirty word in it.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A
small tree begins to grow between them.
The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a
birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the
sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.
He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It
is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in!
P
pa reef pig
Guest
Your mamas so fat, her shadow weighs 400 lbs.
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simm
Guest
Yo mamma so fat she's on BOTH sides of the family tree. LOL my favorite.
dinhouse
Member
your mom so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper!
Your moms is so fat she sweats gravy!
your mom so fat that she strikes oil everytime she wears heels!
Your moms is so ugly she has to sneak up on her reflection!
your mom so ugly her tears roll down the back of her head cause they'er scared of her face!
your mom so old she owes jesus a quarter!
your mom so old she got jesus in her yearbook!
your moms hair so short I can see her change her mind!
your moms breath so funky that when she breathes out her teeth duck!
your mom is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund!
You mom is so black she went to night school and they counted her absent
your mom so black she leaves fingerprints on charcoal
Your mom so black that she was standing against a building and people thought she was an alley
your mom is so black that everytime she gets in my car the oil light comes on!
your mom so black that when she get cut she just smokes
Your moms is so fat she sweats gravy!
your mom so fat that she strikes oil everytime she wears heels!
Your moms is so ugly she has to sneak up on her reflection!
your mom so ugly her tears roll down the back of her head cause they'er scared of her face!
your mom so old she owes jesus a quarter!
your mom so old she got jesus in her yearbook!
your moms hair so short I can see her change her mind!
your moms breath so funky that when she breathes out her teeth duck!
your mom is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund!
You mom is so black she went to night school and they counted her absent
your mom so black she leaves fingerprints on charcoal
Your mom so black that she was standing against a building and people thought she was an alley
your mom is so black that everytime she gets in my car the oil light comes on!
your mom so black that when she get cut she just smokes
hairtrigger
Active Member
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhahahahahaha. I gotta quit reading this post when I am trying to work. I wish I knew all these mama jokes back in elementary school. I would have kicked a$$. Sweet. I can't wait for someone to make a wisecrack at me tonight. I'm gonna unleash on em. Yo mama is so fat... she's just dam* big ok.
I vote din the king of mama jokes now. That was some good stuff din. Whew.
And what is this awesome pic h2fnk has? I wanna see too. Cause if sammy gives it good reviews, it's gotta be good. H2... send it my way at: swryan@hotmail.com
Heh heh heh, sweats gravy.
I vote din the king of mama jokes now. That was some good stuff din. Whew.
And what is this awesome pic h2fnk has? I wanna see too. Cause if sammy gives it good reviews, it's gotta be good. H2... send it my way at: swryan@hotmail.com
Heh heh heh, sweats gravy.