OT: getting to know the people behind the posts
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j21kickster
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your mamas so ugly - the movie "gorillas in the mist" was filmed with her while she was taking a shower
jillian ayers
Member
What do a soda machine and Monica Lewinski have in common? They both take BILLS!
hairtrigger
Active Member
Your mama's so fat, they took her yearbook picture from an aerial view. 
Your mama's so stupid, the weather man said it would be chilly out... she ran outside with a bowl.
Your mama's so ugly, your dad has to tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog will play with her.
Your mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
Your mama's so fat.... she's just fat ok.
Your mama's so stupid, the weather man said it would be chilly out... she ran outside with a bowl.
Your mama's so ugly, your dad has to tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog will play with her.
Your mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
Your mama's so fat.... she's just fat ok.
ryebread
Active Member
Anyone know how to hunt Polar Bears?? I do.
First thing is that you have to research the bear. When researching your future prey, you will learn about thier great love of snowshoe peas.......this is a weakness in the monster. Use this to your advantage.
1. Find a "High-Traffic Polar Bear" area in your neighborhood.
2. Cut a hole in the ice. (hopefully your neighborhood is pretty cold)
3. Sprinkle the snowshoe peas around the hole that you have cut.
4. When the Polar Bear comes to take a pee........kick him right in the icehole.
Works every time.
First thing is that you have to research the bear. When researching your future prey, you will learn about thier great love of snowshoe peas.......this is a weakness in the monster. Use this to your advantage.
1. Find a "High-Traffic Polar Bear" area in your neighborhood.
2. Cut a hole in the ice. (hopefully your neighborhood is pretty cold)
3. Sprinkle the snowshoe peas around the hole that you have cut.
4. When the Polar Bear comes to take a pee........kick him right in the icehole.
Works every time.
hairtrigger
Active Member
Let's see, I am 24, so if we took 6 years off my age and distributed it among the minors, between everyone, we could probably make each minor 18. Some maybe even 21. I think it could fly.
Icehole. Ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha.
I read that post, and burts out laughing. Everyone here in the newsroom looked at me like I was freakin crazy. They like to be quiet this late at night.
Iceholes.
Icehole. Ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha.
I read that post, and burts out laughing. Everyone here in the newsroom looked at me like I was freakin crazy. They like to be quiet this late at night.
Iceholes.
jillian ayers
Member
Every keyboard should have one...
hairtrigger
Active Member
Rye...
Yeah mon, I work at CNN Headline News, it's the "hip, edgy, younger, real news fast" version of CNN. At least, we are trying for that image. Which is part of the reason I got hired, fortunately. CNN is upstairs. They tend to be more stiff shirted, consevative iceholes.
Down here people are pretty cool. I work overnights, so they tend to be really quiet. Besides that, no worries. But, yeah, it is interesting. Never a boring day in this business. I am super ADD so I need something new and different each day. I started as a crime reporter in North Carolina three years ago. I never want to go back to local after working here. You should check out news photography man. My pops made a name for himself as an Associated Press Photographer in Vietnam. His pictures are FU**ING amazing. Scary stuff. Unbelieveable. He is in broadcast now though, that's why I came to you for the camera info. With the pictures you take, you could carve quite a niche for yourself in this business.
Iceburger... I can't run across the screen one day because, unfortunately, I am usually on it. Don't watch too closely though, my ugly mug might blind you permanently.
If I ever get tired of this job, and someone pays me enough, I might flash the country for my last report. But, then, I would probably make the FBI's most UNwanted List. That and everyone elses too.
Naaaa, it's good times here. Allows me to buy corals instead of saving for my future.
Yeah mon, I work at CNN Headline News, it's the "hip, edgy, younger, real news fast" version of CNN. At least, we are trying for that image. Which is part of the reason I got hired, fortunately. CNN is upstairs. They tend to be more stiff shirted, consevative iceholes.
Down here people are pretty cool. I work overnights, so they tend to be really quiet. Besides that, no worries. But, yeah, it is interesting. Never a boring day in this business. I am super ADD so I need something new and different each day. I started as a crime reporter in North Carolina three years ago. I never want to go back to local after working here. You should check out news photography man. My pops made a name for himself as an Associated Press Photographer in Vietnam. His pictures are FU**ING amazing. Scary stuff. Unbelieveable. He is in broadcast now though, that's why I came to you for the camera info. With the pictures you take, you could carve quite a niche for yourself in this business.
Iceburger... I can't run across the screen one day because, unfortunately, I am usually on it. Don't watch too closely though, my ugly mug might blind you permanently.
If I ever get tired of this job, and someone pays me enough, I might flash the country for my last report. But, then, I would probably make the FBI's most UNwanted List. That and everyone elses too.
Naaaa, it's good times here. Allows me to buy corals instead of saving for my future.
jillian ayers
Member
HAHA my mom sent me this. Too funny
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
>
> According to the Alaska Department of Fish and
> Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers
> in the
> summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at
> the beginning of
> winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female
> reindeer retain
> their antlers till after they give birth in the
> spring. Therefore,
> according to EVERY historical rendition depicting
> Santa's reindeer,
> EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had
> to be a girl.
> We should've known.
> ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in
> a red velvet suit all around the world in one night
> and not get
> lost.
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
>
> According to the Alaska Department of Fish and
> Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers
> in the
> summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at
> the beginning of
> winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female
> reindeer retain
> their antlers till after they give birth in the
> spring. Therefore,
> according to EVERY historical rendition depicting
> Santa's reindeer,
> EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had
> to be a girl.
> We should've known.
> ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in
> a red velvet suit all around the world in one night
> and not get
> lost.
