Please help Cowfishrule!!!

crimzy

Active Member
OK so we all know that CFR is not quite your average guy. Between the bacon thing, his avatar and his general contributions to the board, there is something not quite right about this dude. But lately I have become EXTREMELY worried about our mutual friend. His random threads and left-field conversations exhibit his deteriorating state of mind.

In hopes that our buddy, CFR, is simply going through a solitary depression, I think that we need to help cure his lonliness. If everyone on this board sends me $1.00, I will purchase some companionship for our dear friend who is so badly in need. The companionship may be live, or it may be latex but either way, it will be a significant step in the healing process of our friend.

If we do not do something soon, I fear that our long-horned, bacon eating pal may slip off the deep end. I cannot let this happen.

I take paypal. Let's work together to prevent a tragedy.
 

m0nk

Active Member
I dunno, when I need entertainment in the middle of an otherwise boring afternoon at work, I look for a CFR aquarium thread. Why would I want that to stop?
 

crimzy

Active Member
Originally Posted by MiaHeatLvr
http:///forum/post/2719623
Im in or $5 PM me your email....IM SERIOUS! lol

You know Miami... if I match your $5.00 then we have $10.00 total. Can't buy much with that but this is Detroit... I'm sure I can find something.
 

miaheatlvr

Active Member
Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2719641
You know Miami... if I match your $5.00 then we have $10.00 total. Can't buy much with that but this is Detroit... I'm sure I can find something.

Silver Creek Slab Bacon
$8.25
This slab bacon is hand rubbed and we don't add water, making shrinkage minimal. Each slab is approximately 1#. *Please Note. This item requires special shipping and packaging, there is an ADDITIONAL shipping charge. We make every possible effort to keep costs as low as possible. You will be informed of the total shipping charges before the item is shipped or your credit card is billed.
 

nacl freak

Member
Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2719617
OK so we all know that CFR is not quite your average guy. Between the bacon thing, his avatar and his general contributions to the board, there is something not quite right about this dude. But lately I have become EXTREMELY worried about our mutual friend. His random threads and left-field conversations exhibit his deteriorating state of mind.

In hopes that our buddy, CFR, is simply going through a solitary depression, I think that we need to help cure his lonliness. If everyone on this board sends me $1.00, I will purchase some companionship for our dear friend who is so badly in need. The companionship may be live, or it may be latex but either way, it will be a significant step in the healing process of our friend.

If we do not do something soon, I fear that our long-horned, bacon eating pal may slip off the deep end. I cannot let this happen.

I take paypal. Let's work together to prevent a tragedy.

I agree there's something serious going on. The next thing we know he'll be asking why does the stars shine and the moon beam? Discuss. Or does yawning cause a cosmic affect.
 

tangman99

Active Member
If you send over a companion, remember he likes bacon so he would probably not care for a thin hottie. Better send the solid built linebacker version.
 

keebler

Member
Originally Posted by TangMan99
http:///forum/post/2719761
If you send over a companion, remember he likes bacon so he would probably not care for a thin hottie. Better send the solid built linebacker version.
+1, make sure to send her over wearing that bacon bra he is always talking about.
 

bigarn

Active Member
Originally Posted by m0nk
http:///forum/post/2719639
I dunno, when I need entertainment in the middle of an otherwise boring afternoon at work, I look for a CFR aquarium thread. Why would I want that to stop?
I agree 100% ..... CFR rules!
in a sick kinda way.

by the way .... what does PIMB mean?
 

ruaround

Active Member
Originally Posted by bigarn
http:///forum/post/2719812
I agree 100% ..... CFR rules!
in a sick kinda way.

by the way .... what does PIMB mean?
look at the wallet thread... or i could dig up a couple old threads where explains it...
 

hlcroghan

Active Member
funny he hasn't seen this thread yet.....idk the cleaning with scrubbing bubbles thing to me was one of the funniest things that i have read, along with the cleaning one.
 
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