THink I got it. How to do pictures that is. 48 minutes but I finally got it!!
Ok the first pic is of me after a long night of partaking in mass spirit consumption. Apparently I spoke extensively on the the art of pig farming that evening. This is odd for a couple of reasons. 1. I was talking about pigs. 2. I know absolutely nothing about pigs, or furthermore, what would be involved in remotely maintaing a farm. I was in Bellevue Ohio that night and must have been inspired by the local landscape. One of my fav recent photos cause the memory makes me laugh...
The second is of me and the better half. If you look closely you will see that I have a zit centered on my upper lip. Symmetry has never been more perfectly showcased as in this example. We were in california at the time...can you see who is using their suntan lotion and who is not??