wtf mate
this better work boy i dot twant to wind up working on your mothers emu farm. Homer simpson
aw man!!! i got honey on my knees. fast animals slow children .family guy
"Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most."- Johnny Depp as Willie Wonka in Charlie and the chocolate factory
"remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astair did, but she did it backwards in high heels"- Faith Whittlesey (from the inside cover of How to Make Love Like a ---- Star
"ahh, I remember the foirst time I was shot out of a cannon"
-Tom Arnold True Lies
"As I understand it you haven't been using your paper for writing, but for rolling doobies! There'll be plenty of time for rolling doobies when YOUR LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!" Chris Farley SNL
"ahh, I remember the first time I was shot out of a cannon"
-Tom Arnold True Lies
"As I understand it you haven't been using your paper for writing, but for rolling doobies! There'll be plenty of time for rolling doobies when YOUR LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!" Chris Farley SNL
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D'OH! - HOMER SIMPSON
nimble little minx isn't she!- bill murry ghostbusters
just keep swimming, just keep swimming...... dorey
don't be so mellow-dramaculous! julia stiles and will farrow snl (playing the parts of gw bush and his daughter ?barbara)