Things you should never say out loud around your wife

wfd1008

Member
So what should you just keep to yourself when your wife is around?
"Now that is one hot cheerleader."
Anyone else?
 

socal57che

Active Member
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my wife might be looking over my shoulder...
 

wfd1008

Member
Originally Posted by socal57che
http:///forum/post/2972611
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my wife might be looking over my shoulder...
classic
 

nitschke65

Member
The bravest man in the world comes home, covered in lipstick, and smelling of alcohol and perfume, slaps his wife on the back side, and says, "You're next!"
 

spanko

Active Member
Put off the electric bill payment for a couple of weeks, that chalice coral was really expensive!
 

ironeagle2006

Active Member
Honey put the fork down you are getting FAT. I had a brother do that to his now ex GF he ended up with the fork in his leg.
 

flower

Well-Known Member
anwsering the phone and running into the other room being overheard saying, "I can't talk now, I will meet you..."
My X husband
still insists he wasn't cheating. Yeh right.
 

el guapo

Active Member
No the pants don't make you look fat .
YOUR fat makes you look fat .
A buddy of mine told us that joke last week . Right before the wife told him to leave .
 

stdreb27

Active Member
Originally Posted by EL GUAPO
http:///forum/post/2972892
No the pants don't make you look fat .
YOUR fat makes you look fat .
A buddy of mine told us that joke last week . Right before the wife told him to leave .

lol, don't ever tell a melodramatic woman, quit being melodramatic.
 

crimzy

Active Member
If you have a wife who takes care of the kids and the house all week when you're at work, you shouldn't come home and tell her, "I do EVERYTHING around here!!!"
 

meowzer

Moderator
Originally Posted by wfd1008
http:///forum/post/2973416
oh come on, this is an educational thread
we need to know what not to say

OK Men...to play it safe....JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!

Because all of you know ...you can never win...
 
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