Things you should never say out loud around your wife

[wfd1008]

So what should you just keep to yourself when your wife is around?
"Now that is one hot cheerleader."
Anyone else?

 

[darthtang aw]

You sure you want to wear that?

 

[socal57che]

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my wife might be looking over my shoulder...

 

[wfd1008]

Originally Posted by socal57che
http:///forum/post/2972611
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my wife might be looking over my shoulder...
classic

 

[veni vidi vici]

Gravity sucks .

 

[socal57che]

Originally Posted by Veni Vidi Vici
http:///forum/post/2972620
Gravity sucks .
so does our vacuum cleaner.

 

[darthtang aw]

Originally Posted by socal57che
http:///forum/post/2972674
so does our vacuum cleaner.
but the wife doesn't.....
oops.

 

[socal57che]

Touche'

 

[nitschke65]

The bravest man in the world comes home, covered in lipstick, and smelling of alcohol and perfume, slaps his wife on the back side, and says, "You're next!"

 

[teresaq]

Originally Posted by nitschke65
http:///forum/post/2972789
The bravest man in the world comes home, covered in lipstick, and smelling of alcohol and perfume, slaps his wife on the back side, and says, "You're next!"

 

[spanko]

Put off the electric bill payment for a couple of weeks, that chalice coral was really expensive!

 

[ironeagle2006]

Honey put the fork down you are getting FAT. I had a brother do that to his now ex GF he ended up with the fork in his leg.

 

[flower]

anwsering the phone and running into the other room being overheard saying, "I can't talk now, I will meet you..."
My X husband still insists he wasn't cheating. Yeh right.

 

[meowzer]

I have to stay out of this one....(as a wife) I could name a thousand

 

[el guapo]

No the pants don't make you look fat .
YOUR fat makes you look fat .
A buddy of mine told us that joke last week . Right before the wife told him to leave .

 

[stdreb27]

Originally Posted by EL GUAPO
http:///forum/post/2972892
No the pants don't make you look fat .
YOUR fat makes you look fat .
A buddy of mine told us that joke last week . Right before the wife told him to leave .

lol, don't ever tell a melodramatic woman, quit being melodramatic.

 

[crimzy]

If you have a wife who takes care of the kids and the house all week when you're at work, you shouldn't come home and tell her, "I do EVERYTHING around here!!!"

 

[wfd1008]

Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/2972891

I have to stay out of this one....(as a wife) I could name a thousand
oh come on, this is an educational thread

we need to know what not to say

 

[meowzer]

Originally Posted by wfd1008
http:///forum/post/2973416
oh come on, this is an educational thread

we need to know what not to say

OK Men...to play it safe....JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!

Because all of you know ...you can never win...

 

[scsinet]

Does your face have to look like that?