Things you should never say out loud around your wife
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el guapo
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Originally Posted by stdreb27
http:///forum/post/2972901
lol, don't ever tell a melodramatic woman, quit being melodramatic.
Or tell them they are acting crazy again .
http:///forum/post/2972901
lol, don't ever tell a melodramatic woman, quit being melodramatic.
Or tell them they are acting crazy again .
sepulatian
Moderator
Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/2973420
OK Men...to play it safe....JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!
Because all of you know ...you can never win...
Yep yep
It isn't as though we can say everything that we would like to either. Such as, "Is that all?"...
http:///forum/post/2973420
OK Men...to play it safe....JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!
Because all of you know ...you can never win...
Yep yep
It isn't as though we can say everything that we would like to either. Such as, "Is that all?"...
sepulatian
Moderator
Originally Posted by sepulatian
http:///forum/post/2973494
Yep yep
It isn't as though we can say eveything we want to either. Such as, " Is that all?"...
http:///forum/post/2973494
Yep yep
It isn't as though we can say eveything we want to either. Such as, " Is that all?"...
yearofthenick
Active Member
Grab something from the maternity section and say "This will look good on you"...
... I didn't mean to, I swear!
... I didn't mean to, I swear!
adee
Member
Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/2972891
I have to stay out of this one....(as a wife) I could name a thousand
DITO!!
http:///forum/post/2972891
DITO!!
makoshrk2
Member
Originally Posted by YearOfTheNick
http:///forum/post/2973503
Grab something from the maternity section and say "This will look good on you"...
... I didn't mean to, I swear!
Now that is funny.
"I'll be home in 1/2hr. I'm gonna have one more beer, then show up 4hrs. later smelling like whiskey, tequila and *****"
http:///forum/post/2973503
Grab something from the maternity section and say "This will look good on you"...
... I didn't mean to, I swear!
Now that is funny.
"I'll be home in 1/2hr. I'm gonna have one more beer, then show up 4hrs. later smelling like whiskey, tequila and *****"
wattsupdoc
Active Member
Do you ever shut up?.........
TOOOT! TOOOT! (As she gets up and walks away from you, with a view of the caboose.)
Dang, did you eat that whole cake?
How come you never wear these anymore?
That sounds just like your mother..
Hey Shamu, answer the door will ya?
TOOOT! TOOOT! (as your walking through wallyworld with her leading the way)
Hey look, I bought you a cow bell.....
TOOOT! TOOOT! (As she gets up and walks away from you, with a view of the caboose.)
Dang, did you eat that whole cake?
How come you never wear these anymore?
That sounds just like your mother..
Hey Shamu, answer the door will ya?
TOOOT! TOOOT! (as your walking through wallyworld with her leading the way)
Hey look, I bought you a cow bell.....
ruaround
Active Member
do we have to... its just not as good as it used to be...
threesome...
i wish you looked like her...
remember when you were fit n trim...
im gonna need a few more drinks to do that...
and now for a joke:
what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes???
nothing youve already told her twice...
threesome...
i wish you looked like her...
remember when you were fit n trim...
im gonna need a few more drinks to do that...
and now for a joke:
what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes???
nothing youve already told her twice...
darthtang aw
Active Member
"Did you throw away the mail order bride catalog?"
T
tizzo
Guest
Well this evening was 55 degrees and my hubby in all seriousness says, "ooh, it's cold out, we should have dinner at hooters!"
Well not in ALL seriousness, but he did say it. I would definitely advise against that, LOL
Well not in ALL seriousness, but he did say it. I would definitely advise against that, LOL
darthtang aw
Active Member
Look hun, I bought you a chest augmentation for your birthday...............
devil dog
Active Member
Here is a little story that happened to me about five years ago…
I was dating this girl for TWO weeks and we were in my car sitting there by Lake Michigan talking… Now I’m hoping for something from her if you know what I mean
… And she looks at me and says… I LOVE YOU!!!
I looked like a deer in the headlights… I said WHAT? She said I LOVE YOU!! What you don’t love me…? “Now remember its been two weeks” I said I love you but I’m not in love with you
… she looks at me all weird and say… what does that mean? Well I had a tape measure in my car and I picked it up and I said “you see this tape measure? I love this tape measure but if I lost it I would get another one” We still dated for another week… I know it’s off topic kinda... but its funny so I had to share…
DD
I was dating this girl for TWO weeks and we were in my car sitting there by Lake Michigan talking… Now I’m hoping for something from her if you know what I mean
DD
devil dog
Active Member
Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/2974048
I can't believe you dates another week after that one...LOL
Hey if it was me I would have got out of the car right there and walked home...
But for real what was she thinking? Two weeks!!!! I have fallen in love with someone quick but like two months not weeks... maybe I'm the weird one...
http:///forum/post/2974048
I can't believe you dates another week after that one...LOL
Hey if it was me I would have got out of the car right there and walked home...
But for real what was she thinking? Two weeks!!!! I have fallen in love with someone quick but like two months not weeks... maybe I'm the weird one...