heres a little different twist:
Think about it ...
Can you cry under water?
When I was young we used
to go "skinny dipping," now I just
"chunkydunk."
How important does a person have to
be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then
why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then
why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...
but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing
the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to
put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a
baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it
still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory,
will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall
buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for
President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you
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anyway.
If a 911 operator has a
heart attack, whom does he/she call?
I signed up for an exercise class and was told
to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting
clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
Wouldn't it be nice if
whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
Stress is when you wake up
screaming and then you realize you
haven't fallen asleep yet.
My husband says I never listen to him. At least
I think that's what he said.
Just remember... if the world
didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Why is it that our children can't read a
Bible in school, but they can in prison?
If raising children was going
to be easy, it never would have
started with something called labor!
Brain cells come and brain cells go,
but fat cells live forever
"Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're
paying for." - Will Rogers