Useless facts.
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scotts
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You could say that my wife and have have been through a lot. We had a rule that we could not both lose it on the same day. However the story of Amy's last surgery. The surgery was scheduled for 1:30 and we were to get there at 11:30. When we got there we found the surgeon's other operations were going long. For some fortunate reason she fell asleep in the room. She woke up about 4:00 and her surgery started at 5:00. Her surgery was secheduled to last about 1.5 to 2 hours. She got out of surgery close to 11:00 that night. Can you imagine the day that surgeon had? He was perorming sugery from 8:00 in the morning to 11:00 at night. It is not like he could say, well I am tired I think I will finish this tomorrow. Before anyone calls him a quack let me tell you that he is a highly respected and talented pediatric surgeon. It is just that sometimes complications develop.
Then we had the fun of recovery. Since strangers had poked and prodded her all her life she did not like strangers. So a family member that she trusted had to be there at all times. I of course got the overnight shift. The hospital was great. They had a room that I could sleep in while she was asleep. Then when she started to wake up they would call me and I could make my way down to the recovery ward.
Am I saying too much?
Scott
Then we had the fun of recovery. Since strangers had poked and prodded her all her life she did not like strangers. So a family member that she trusted had to be there at all times. I of course got the overnight shift. The hospital was great. They had a room that I could sleep in while she was asleep. Then when she started to wake up they would call me and I could make my way down to the recovery ward.
Am I saying too much?
Scott
lovethesea
Active Member
Originally posted by RyeBread
ronipa
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Can you send this file as an email to me? I would love to print it out......
Roni
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Roni
ronipa@charter.net
lovethesea
Active Member
Originally posted by nicky1.8t
guess you wouldt want to know what jello is made out of
its still made of that? :scared:
cindyski
Active Member
Originally posted by ronipa
Can you send this file as an email to me? I would love to print it out......
Roni
ronipa@charter.net
just click on "show printable view" at the bottom here int he white and you can print it out right here
scotts, no your not saying to much, i am still waiting to hear if they made her a belly button or not
cindyski
Active Member
Originally posted by Scotts
Cindy, Ooooops forgot about your question. No she does not have a belly button. Just a large scar that is thankfully fading. We have always talked to her about it so she is not self concious(sp?) about it.
Scott
thats good, i am surprise they didnt do any sort of plastic/reconstructive surgery and create one for her though. i supposed she could always have that done later on if she wanted to. but then i dont know the whole situation.
thanks for the reply
cindyski
Active Member
heres a little different twist:
Think about it ...
Can you cry under water?
When I was young we used
to go "skinny dipping," now I just
"chunkydunk."
How important does a person have to
be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then
why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then
why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...
but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing
the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to
put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a
baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it
still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory,
will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall
buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for
President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you
[hr]
anyway.
If a 911 operator has a
heart attack, whom does he/she call?
I signed up for an exercise class and was told
to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting
clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
Wouldn't it be nice if
whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
Stress is when you wake up
screaming and then you realize you
haven't fallen asleep yet.
My husband says I never listen to him. At least
I think that's what he said.
Just remember... if the world
didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Why is it that our children can't read a
Bible in school, but they can in prison?
If raising children was going
to be easy, it never would have
started with something called labor!
Brain cells come and brain cells go,
but fat cells live forever
"Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're
paying for." - Will Rogers
Think about it ...
Can you cry under water?
When I was young we used
to go "skinny dipping," now I just
"chunkydunk."
How important does a person have to
be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then
why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then
why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...
but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing
the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to
put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a
baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it
still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory,
will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall
buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for
President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you
[hr]
anyway.
If a 911 operator has a
heart attack, whom does he/she call?
I signed up for an exercise class and was told
to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting
clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
Wouldn't it be nice if
whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
Stress is when you wake up
screaming and then you realize you
haven't fallen asleep yet.
My husband says I never listen to him. At least
I think that's what he said.
Just remember... if the world
didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Why is it that our children can't read a
Bible in school, but they can in prison?
If raising children was going
to be easy, it never would have
started with something called labor!
Brain cells come and brain cells go,
but fat cells live forever
"Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're
paying for." - Will Rogers
fshhub
Active Member
well, heck, as long as we are back on this one again, here is another one that i bet most of you did not know
the "F" word. you know f..k
is actually an acronym for
Fornication Under Consent of King
long story short, at one time in old england, we used to need permission to propogate and have children
the "F" word. you know f..k
is actually an acronym for
Fornication Under Consent of King
long story short, at one time in old england, we used to need permission to propogate and have children
T
tizzo
Guest
Originally posted by Scotts
There is no single word given to describe the back of the knee.
There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on all the beaches in the world.
The first one is "kneepit"!!... I made it up, but I feel it's about time to make it official!
Oh yeah, and there's also an "elbowpit".
And the second...HOW IN THE HECK DO THEY KNOW THAT????
fishman830
Active Member
more useless facts.. what ever grindzgreg says
