What are the "stupidest" questions you've heard?

wangotango

wangotango

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Originally Posted by coraljunky
http:///forum/post/2790952
Ever been broke down on the side of the road with the hood up trying to fix the car? Then someone stops and asks "Are you having car trouble?"
(as smoke comes out of engine) "Nope, car wanted a ciggarette so I pulled over!"
Here's your sign.
-Justin
 
jennythebugg

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here it is
What are the "stupidest" questions you've heard?

just kidding just kidding ! i had to !

im actually suprised none of the others didnt say it first

stoopidest question ever asked to me ,
do you cook a three minute egg for three minutes ?
 
rotarymagic

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Originally Posted by jennythebugg
http:///forum/post/2792456
here it is
What are the "stupidest" questions you've heard?

just kidding just kidding ! i had to !

im actually suprised none of the others didnt say it first

stoopidest question ever asked to me ,
do you cook a three minute egg for three minutes ?

surprised has 2 'r''s my friend....
 
wfd1008

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Not so much a question but overheard: Several teenage girls had wandered into the SW section of the LFS with the 1g bowl, gravel and fake pink plant that they were planning on getting a fish for.... and deciding which tang they liked best, hippo or yellow... One girl said to the other "Oh, I hope they're not expensive" and the other girl was like "yeah, no way they will be much, they are just stupid fish!" I had to leave... It was the kind of LFS that just might try to make that sale regardless
i think that there are certain times that ppl need to be taken advantage of to teach a life lesson, and that might just be one of those times. i know that's wrong to think, but you've just painted a pic in my head, and they deserve it i think. for the fish's sake, maybe a good swift slap might be in order.
 
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tizzo

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while living on a peninsula, off of a bigger peninsula, (St. Pete, Fl)
I was often asked, "Which way is the beach?"
 
reefkprz

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Kepp in mind this conversation was held with an adult not a child
Q: is everything in that tank alive?
A: yes everything is alive
Q: how about that is that alive?
A: yes, everything you see in that tank is alive, there is nothing fake in there.
Q: how about that, is that alive?
A: yes its alive
Q: that too?
A/Q: are you really asking me that again?
A: yeah I want to know if thats alive.
final comment made by me: did you eat paint chips for breakfast?
 
reefkprz

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customer:all my fish keep dying why?
me:what kind of tank?
customer:salt water.
Me:bring in a water sample and I'll test it to see if I can help.
2 hours later. customer returns with water sample.
SG 1.000
me: are you sure your tank is saltwater?
customer: well duh, of course it is.
Me: do you add salt?
customer: do I look like a complete Idiot? Of course I add salt, one tablespoon per 5 gallons just like the directions say.
(I didnt answer the complete idiot question)
 
reefkprz

reefkprz

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will that lion fish eat my goldfish?
if I put in half marine water and half fresh water I can keep both fresh and saltwater fish right?
I'm having a problem keeping fish alive, is 20 guppies 5 goldfish,2 angelfish a black shark and 8 tiger barbs too much for my 10gallon? it has a filter for a 20gallon tank on it.
I have a 5 year old and he wants a snake what kind of snake doesnt bite?
 
sigmachris

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Stupidest question that we all ask..."Can I ask you a question?"...you already asked a question by asking if you can ask a question.
 
wangotango

wangotango

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Originally Posted by reefkprZ
http:///forum/post/2792612
Kepp in mind this conversation was held with an adult not a child
Q: is everything in that tank alive?
A: yes everything is alive
Q: how about that is that alive?
A: yes, everything you see in that tank is alive, there is nothing fake in there.
Q: how about that, is that alive?
A: yes its alive
Q: that too?
A/Q: are you really asking me that again?
A: yeah I want to know if thats alive.
final comment made by me: did you eat paint chips for breakfast?
I get this all the time

People look at me funny when I tell them the rock is live too, so I don't even mention it anymore.
-Justin
 
saltn00b

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Originally Posted by reefkprZ
http:///forum/post/2792612
Kepp in mind this conversation was held with an adult not a child
Q: is everything in that tank alive?
A: yes everything is alive
Q: how about that is that alive?
A: yes, everything you see in that tank is alive, there is nothing fake in there.
Q: how about that, is that alive?
A: yes its alive
Q: that too?
A/Q: are you really asking me that again?
A: yeah I want to know if thats alive.
final comment made by me: did you eat paint chips for breakfast?
i like to tell them that not only is everything alive, but everything is an animal, there are no plants. that blows people's minds.
Originally Posted by SigmaChris
http:///forum/post/2792717
Stupidest question that we all ask..."Can I ask you a question?"...you already asked a question by asking if you can ask a question.
to this, i answer, "i don't know, CAN you?"
 
mimzy

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years back i went with a cousin of mine to visit her school (we were the same age). it was a large public high-school in a very affluent area of Pennsylvania. Public school was new to me as i'd grown up going to very tiny religious private schools, so I was very interested to meet new people with different perspectives. The day was going very well, but one particularly...um... dim... student heard what school I went to and said "Wait, isn't that a Jewish school?"
I said "Yes, yes it is."
"And it's in Wynnewood? (Pennsylvania)?"
"Yes."
He looked terribly confused and asked "Wait... but.... I thought all Jews lived in New York?"
::facepalm::
 
snakeblitz33

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wow, you all have some really good ones. lol! I about gagged laughing too hard at the last Jewish one.
Cashier says to me: "A customer came in and got $200 worth of dry goods and said to just invoice him for it... so I let him go, Is that ok?" "NO! Did you get his name, number, address, etc?" she says: "no?" ::faceslap::
 
saltn00b

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i am watching a movie last night , and it cuts to a scene in Nigeria. my girlfriend turns to me and asks "where do black people come from? "
i lost it
 
snakeblitz33

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I was going to a clients house for a service. He had an aquarium with a sump on it. I took an immediate interest and heard something grinding away. I said "something's wrong, mind if I take a look?" I looked and his mag18 was running bone dry, and no water was on the floor so it just evaporated. I do my best to get around some cords and equipment as quickly as possible and turn the pump off. He said "is something wrong?" (NO SH*T!) he said "I just like to look at the tank, I got someone maintaining it and they haven't come for two weeks!" Ugh, some fish stores don't even care, and for that matter, some people are too stupid to check when there's bad noises or funny smells.
 
snakeblitz33

snakeblitz33

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Originally Posted by saltn00b
http:///forum/post/2793159
i am watching a movie last night , and it cuts to a scene in Nigeria. my girlfriend turns to me and asks "where do black people come from? "
i lost it
Wow, I hope that she gains a few IQ points for hanging out with you...
 
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