What are the "stupidest" questions you've heard?
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yerboy
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Originally Posted by coraljunky
http:///forum/post/2790952
Ever been broke down on the side of the road with the hood up trying to fix the car? Then someone stops and asks "Are you having car trouble?"
Nope just looking for my keys.
http:///forum/post/2790952
Ever been broke down on the side of the road with the hood up trying to fix the car? Then someone stops and asks "Are you having car trouble?"
Nope just looking for my keys.
mimzy
Active Member
Originally Posted by SnakeBlitz33
http:///forum/post/2793148
wow, you all have some really good ones. lol! I about gagged laughing too hard at the last Jewish one.
I've got a lifetime's worth of 'em.
one time someone asked me "So, you keep Kosher, right?"
and I said, "Yes, that's right."
and then they asked "So, do you like, ever forget and order pepperoni?"
.....
and then there was another dude who could NOT believe I couldn't drink milk when I had hamburgers (milk and meat together is not Kosher). He was like "Well does that mean you can't have anything to drink when you're eating dinner?"
OMG. come ON. How about we start with water, and then go to iced tea, move on to lemonade, go to soda, beer, wine....
THERE IS MORE TO DRINK ON THIS EARTH THAN MILK!!!!
http:///forum/post/2793148
wow, you all have some really good ones. lol! I about gagged laughing too hard at the last Jewish one.
I've got a lifetime's worth of 'em.
one time someone asked me "So, you keep Kosher, right?"
and I said, "Yes, that's right."
and then they asked "So, do you like, ever forget and order pepperoni?"
.....
and then there was another dude who could NOT believe I couldn't drink milk when I had hamburgers (milk and meat together is not Kosher). He was like "Well does that mean you can't have anything to drink when you're eating dinner?"
OMG. come ON. How about we start with water, and then go to iced tea, move on to lemonade, go to soda, beer, wine....
THERE IS MORE TO DRINK ON THIS EARTH THAN MILK!!!!
snakeblitz33
Well-Known Member
Can I put freshwater fish and saltwater fish in the same tank? Just put a little salt in there, right?
My african cichlids would love to play with that large panther grouper, how much is he?
Do betta fish need to be fed?
My african cichlids would love to play with that large panther grouper, how much is he?
Do betta fish need to be fed?
rotarymagic
Active Member
A guy obvious didn't ever hear the term right when he asked me "Is it normal to stay in the "fecal" position for more than an hour when you're sick?" "Only in prison."
He didn't get what I meant and I walked off.
He didn't get what I meant and I walked off.
keebler
Member
Q. Won't those snails and hermit crabs drown?
Q. How come it costs so much? Water is free and I have 2 pounds of salt at home...
I was reading my animal science book in school and I don't know who writes that crap about the fish but they are fricken retarded. It said that you should wait at least 3 days before adding livestock. It said that a power filter is the best form of modern filtration and it also said that it is irresponsible to put two clownfish in the same tank. ???
Q. How come it costs so much? Water is free and I have 2 pounds of salt at home...
I was reading my animal science book in school and I don't know who writes that crap about the fish but they are fricken retarded. It said that you should wait at least 3 days before adding livestock. It said that a power filter is the best form of modern filtration and it also said that it is irresponsible to put two clownfish in the same tank. ???
saka bra
Member
Originally Posted by JerryAtrick
http:///forum/post/2790854
Stole this one from a previous thread.
"Are corals reef safe?"
haha dude that is the stoopidest question ever
http:///forum/post/2790854
Stole this one from a previous thread.
"Are corals reef safe?"
haha dude that is the stoopidest question ever
girlina4x4
Member
My dear friend Heather asked me if rattlesnakes were poisonous.
During the Superbowl a few years ago when the Colts were playing, my friend Amanda asked if a Colt was a kind of horseshoe (I guess bc of the helmet logo). Heather said, "oh, i think so"
and not a question but I have so many stories from Heather (my friend for 19 years), but one time we left the strip of bars in town and went to the mcdonalds right next door. Heather was pretty drunk, and four of us got a table and I went to the bathroom, leaving my stuff at the table. I come out and Heather is talking on my phone saying "Where the h*** is Emily, you fing d-bag!". I go "Heather! Who are you talking to?!" and grab the phone out of her hand. ITS MY DAD
apparently my dad called while i was in the bathroom (not sure why since it was after 2 am) and heather (in a haze) answered w/out looking at the caller id, and assumed this person had kidnapped me or something and was calling my phone for ransom LOL. I had to reassure my dad that heather was incredibly drunk and didnt realize she saw me 2 minutes before...
During the Superbowl a few years ago when the Colts were playing, my friend Amanda asked if a Colt was a kind of horseshoe (I guess bc of the helmet logo). Heather said, "oh, i think so"
and not a question but I have so many stories from Heather (my friend for 19 years), but one time we left the strip of bars in town and went to the mcdonalds right next door. Heather was pretty drunk, and four of us got a table and I went to the bathroom, leaving my stuff at the table. I come out and Heather is talking on my phone saying "Where the h*** is Emily, you fing d-bag!". I go "Heather! Who are you talking to?!" and grab the phone out of her hand. ITS MY DAD
snakeblitz33
Well-Known Member
wow, what a story! I would hate that to happen to me. I've never gotten drunk or had friends that have ever been drunk around me. I guess I am a bore.
Anyways, anyone else?
Anyways, anyone else?
coral keeper
Active Member
Originally Posted by MyTurbo2
http:///forum/post/2800904
I once had a bad algae problem in my tank and I had all those bubbles forming along the surface of sand.. mixed in with all the red slime...
This girl says "I love all the pearly decorations on your sand" Then turns to her boyfriend and says "can we do that in our tank?"
http:///forum/post/2800904
I once had a bad algae problem in my tank and I had all those bubbles forming along the surface of sand.. mixed in with all the red slime...
This girl says "I love all the pearly decorations on your sand" Then turns to her boyfriend and says "can we do that in our tank?"
nickborowitz
Member
I can beat them all... My Aunt calls my mother and says the following
MyAunt: Can you call my cellphone I can't find it
MyMom: Why don't you call it?
MyAunt: How?
MyMom: How? How did you call me?
MyAunt: Oh yeah. Thanks.
MyAunt: Can you call my cellphone I can't find it
MyMom: Why don't you call it?
MyAunt: How?
MyMom: How? How did you call me?
MyAunt: Oh yeah. Thanks.
snakeblitz33
Well-Known Member
Yeah, Nick, you pretty much topped everyone. lol wow.
flricordia
Active Member
When I first got into reef tanks, there were no stupid questions. Now there are many, but I try to remember where I was before I got started.
snakeblitz33
Well-Known Member
Yeah, I remember the good ole' days. Though, when you get down to it, a lot of questions could just use a little common sense to find the answers...