alyssia
Active Member
Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2978611
Now days, that would put the teacher/principal in court.
yep!
http:///forum/post/2978611
Now days, that would put the teacher/principal in court.
yep!
alyssia
Active Member
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2978648
Still haven't saved enough money to remove the stick?
Huh?
http:///forum/post/2978648
Still haven't saved enough money to remove the stick?
Huh?
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kikithemermaid
Guest
Originally Posted by Eric B 125
http:///forum/post/2978879
kiki, that's impressive, truely truely impressive
thanks
http:///forum/post/2978879
kiki, that's impressive, truely truely impressive
saltwatersubie
Member
I have a story but it didn't happen to me, it happened to my boyfriend. He was on his way to Florida to meet his parents for a Caribbean cruise. He was just about to enter Florida when nature called in an oh so wrong way. He tried to stop at a McDonald's but their bathroom was closed. He then proceeded to speed (10 over) to the nearest exit off the freeway. Well nature couldn't wait for the nearest exit and decided to unleash it's fury while he was speeding for the exit. Shortly after, a cop had spotted him speeding and decided to pull him over before he could reach the exit. My boyfriend had a ticket written to him while he was sitting in his own..... well you get the point. The cop gave him a funny look and really wouldn't stand to close to his vehicle. My boyfriend said that it smelled like something had died and had been decomposing for a week. After he got his ticket he proceeded to the nearest exit and cleaned himself up as best as he could before he had to see his parents, whom he had not seen in a little over a year.
meowzer
Moderator
Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2979215
...and he told this story to you? This is one of those times a guy just cuts off his drawers, cleans up, and never makes mention to another living soul
,,,although I do have a story similar to this
Well please tell it...this night is pretty boring so far
http:///forum/post/2979215
...and he told this story to you? This is one of those times a guy just cuts off his drawers, cleans up, and never makes mention to another living soul
,,,although I do have a story similar to this
Well please tell it...this night is pretty boring so far
t316
Active Member
Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/2979217
Well please tell it...this night is pretty boring so far
I meant I have had a similar "incident", really a "very close call". I didn't mean it was a story I wanted to tell. Not that I'm ashamed to tell the story, it's just that it's not as funny as some of the others.
I was hoping more people would join in. Good Lord, I must have 100 stories, and everyone else can't come up with one?
http:///forum/post/2979217
Well please tell it...this night is pretty boring so far
I meant I have had a similar "incident", really a "very close call". I didn't mean it was a story I wanted to tell. Not that I'm ashamed to tell the story, it's just that it's not as funny as some of the others.
I was hoping more people would join in. Good Lord, I must have 100 stories, and everyone else can't come up with one?
meowzer
Moderator
Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2979229
I meant I have had a similar "incident", really a "very close call". I didn't mean it was a story I wanted to tell. Not that I'm ashamed to tell the story, it's just that it's not as funny as some of the others.
I was hoping more people would join in. Good Lord, I must have 100 stories, and everyone else can't come up with one?
OK I'll give you one..it's dumb though
http:///forum/post/2979229
I meant I have had a similar "incident", really a "very close call". I didn't mean it was a story I wanted to tell. Not that I'm ashamed to tell the story, it's just that it's not as funny as some of the others.
I was hoping more people would join in. Good Lord, I must have 100 stories, and everyone else can't come up with one?
OK I'll give you one..it's dumb though
meowzer
Moderator
When I was about 19..my sister called and asked if I would be a temp for their company cause the receptionist was out for a week...well being a YOUNG mother of a one year old...the chance to make money sounded good....So I dug through the closet and found a skirt out fit to wear.
Well at work, I had to go to the bathroom which was across the building....I had pantyhose on..and after using the bathroom..when I got back to my desk, and went to sit down, I put my hand behind me to smooth the skirt under me when I sat down...and the skirt was tucked into my pantyhose
I walked across the building like that...LOL
Well ever since then I NEVER leave the bathroom w/o making sure that my dress, or skirt is NOT tucked in my hose...LOL
Well at work, I had to go to the bathroom which was across the building....I had pantyhose on..and after using the bathroom..when I got back to my desk, and went to sit down, I put my hand behind me to smooth the skirt under me when I sat down...and the skirt was tucked into my pantyhose
Well ever since then I NEVER leave the bathroom w/o making sure that my dress, or skirt is NOT tucked in my hose...LOL
t316
Active Member
meowzer
Moderator
Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2979241
Now that, I have never seen before...
LOL...well to this day I don't know who did either
http:///forum/post/2979241
Now that, I have never seen before...
LOL...well to this day I don't know who did either
meowzer
Moderator
Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2979253
That would make one heck of a youtube video if someone had of caught you...
http:///forum/post/2979253
That would make one heck of a youtube video if someone had of caught you...
wattsupdoc
Active Member
I've got a few moments.I'll tell the first one for free, but I wont tell the second till kiki pms me with her story.
I often work quite a distance from my house. Many times I'll spend a big chunk of the morning just gathering up parts. Well one morning I;'m running around like crazy trying to get several things from a few different places. No time to stop hurry hurry hurry. I';'ve got 5 guys on the pay role waiting for me to show. Just burning time. So my last stop Walmart, it's on the way and man do I have to go I just need a pad lock and the potty. So in I go, and a straight Bline for the potty. All the way to the back, I'll go right past my lock on the way back out. Back to lay away and round the corner, through the door and into a stall and sit down and .....HMMMM that guy right next to me sure has little feet.... hmmm this guy here does too...Then it hits me you got it, wrong room.... So now I;m sitting there big ole feet in work boots and bib coveralls....(winter) waiting for the room to clear and a chance to dart out. Well after about20 min. finally all clear. Up and out I go. On the way noticing, yep no urinals....lady emblem on the door....lay away lady giving me the evil eye....no pad lock for me today....
I noticed a couple days later that my Walmart the bathrooms a flip flopped...
I often work quite a distance from my house. Many times I'll spend a big chunk of the morning just gathering up parts. Well one morning I;'m running around like crazy trying to get several things from a few different places. No time to stop hurry hurry hurry. I';'ve got 5 guys on the pay role waiting for me to show. Just burning time. So my last stop Walmart, it's on the way and man do I have to go I just need a pad lock and the potty. So in I go, and a straight Bline for the potty. All the way to the back, I'll go right past my lock on the way back out. Back to lay away and round the corner, through the door and into a stall and sit down and .....HMMMM that guy right next to me sure has little feet.... hmmm this guy here does too...Then it hits me you got it, wrong room.... So now I;m sitting there big ole feet in work boots and bib coveralls....(winter) waiting for the room to clear and a chance to dart out. Well after about20 min. finally all clear. Up and out I go. On the way noticing, yep no urinals....lady emblem on the door....lay away lady giving me the evil eye....no pad lock for me today....
I noticed a couple days later that my Walmart the bathrooms a flip flopped...
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eric b 125
Guest
thats awesome.
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eric b 125
Guest
i have a ton, i guess i'll put myself out there again.
t316
Active Member
Originally Posted by wattsupdoc
http:///forum/post/2979276
I've got a few moments.I'll tell the first one for free, but I wont tell the second till kiki pms me with her story.
I often work quite a distance from my house. Many times I'll spend a big chunk of the morning just gathering up parts. Well one morning I;'m running around like crazy trying to get several things from a few different places. No time to stop hurry hurry hurry. I';'ve got 5 guys on the pay role waiting for me to show. Just burning time. So my last stop Walmart, it's on the way and man do I have to go I just need a pad lock and the potty. So in I go, and a straight Bline for the potty. All the way to the back, I'll go right past my lock on the way back out. Back to lay away and round the corner, through the door and into a stall and sit down and .....HMMMM that guy right next to me sure has little feet.... hmmm this guy here does too...Then it hits me you got it, wrong room.... So now I;m sitting there big ole feet in work boots and bib coveralls....(winter) waiting for the room to clear and a chance to dart out. Well after about20 min. finally all clear. Up and out I go. On the way noticing, yep no urinals....lady emblem on the door....lay away lady giving me the evil eye....no pad lock for me today....
I noticed a couple days later that my Walmart the bathrooms a flip flopped...
Ohhh, the visuals that I'm getting from this thread....
http:///forum/post/2979276
I've got a few moments.I'll tell the first one for free, but I wont tell the second till kiki pms me with her story.
I often work quite a distance from my house. Many times I'll spend a big chunk of the morning just gathering up parts. Well one morning I;'m running around like crazy trying to get several things from a few different places. No time to stop hurry hurry hurry. I';'ve got 5 guys on the pay role waiting for me to show. Just burning time. So my last stop Walmart, it's on the way and man do I have to go I just need a pad lock and the potty. So in I go, and a straight Bline for the potty. All the way to the back, I'll go right past my lock on the way back out. Back to lay away and round the corner, through the door and into a stall and sit down and .....HMMMM that guy right next to me sure has little feet.... hmmm this guy here does too...Then it hits me you got it, wrong room.... So now I;m sitting there big ole feet in work boots and bib coveralls....(winter) waiting for the room to clear and a chance to dart out. Well after about20 min. finally all clear. Up and out I go. On the way noticing, yep no urinals....lady emblem on the door....lay away lady giving me the evil eye....no pad lock for me today....
I noticed a couple days later that my Walmart the bathrooms a flip flopped...
Ohhh, the visuals that I'm getting from this thread....
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eric b 125
Guest
this is probably more embarassing to the other person involved:
i went out on a date with this chick one night (different girl from first story). i live in a part of town that has a lot of spots around for drinking, eating, music, art, etc, all within a 10 min walk in any direction. so she comes to my spot and leaves her car and we walk to go drink some vino and eat tappas. we had a bit to much to drink and i'm super against drinking and driving, so i suggested i take the couch, she could sleep in my bed. either way, yada yada yada, in the middle of the night she wakes me up saying my dog pooped the bed, which i could smell as soon as she said something. i was sooooo embarassed. so i cleaned up and we went to the spare room. the next morning, as we are leaving to go to work, i see her poopy undies on the hood of my car. she booked, but i'm guessing she had a wet-one in the middle of the night, got embarassed, tossed her unders out the window not realizing that my car was right there, then blamed my poor dog!
i went out on a date with this chick one night (different girl from first story). i live in a part of town that has a lot of spots around for drinking, eating, music, art, etc, all within a 10 min walk in any direction. so she comes to my spot and leaves her car and we walk to go drink some vino and eat tappas. we had a bit to much to drink and i'm super against drinking and driving, so i suggested i take the couch, she could sleep in my bed. either way, yada yada yada, in the middle of the night she wakes me up saying my dog pooped the bed, which i could smell as soon as she said something. i was sooooo embarassed. so i cleaned up and we went to the spare room. the next morning, as we are leaving to go to work, i see her poopy undies on the hood of my car. she booked, but i'm guessing she had a wet-one in the middle of the night, got embarassed, tossed her unders out the window not realizing that my car was right there, then blamed my poor dog!