whats your most embarassing moment?

[t316]

Originally Posted by sepulatian
http:///forum/post/2980264
These stories are extremely funny!!! T, I cannot believe that you rip ones off on your wife. I hope she gives you the same courtesy...
She's in a house with 4 males, so she has come to expect it...

Originally Posted by Scotts
http:///forum/post/2980441
Excuse me Tara, when I saw this thread I immediately thought about your phone story........
OK here is one, did not happen in front of others but still. My autistic son love to play Scene it games. Once the whole family was playing and an audio question comes up. So he reads the question and then follows it by saying "now let's listen with our ears" As soon as he says this and we get quiet, one of us rips one off. The windows rattled, T316 would have been proud of this one. This is still laughed about to this day.
There's no stories like fart stories...

Everyone does it, but it still makes us all laugh. Heck, even my poodle lets one rip occasionally. But he doesn't laugh, he just turns around and looks at his butt as if it's going to speak to him...

 

[scotts]

Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2980449
There's no stories like fart stories...

Everyone does it, but it still makes us all laugh. Heck, even my poodle lets one rip occasionally. But he doesn't laugh, he just turns around and looks at his butt as if it's going to speak to him...

OH there is no joy like getting my daughter to laugh at something fart related, she laughs so hard that she starts to tootin', which gets her laughing harder.....
Yeah our dog does it also, love it when she looks around like "What was that?!"
You can stop reading this story when you see where it is going. When my son was younger when he would let one go he would point at me and say "I farted you."

Don't know why but that is what he did. I was taking some time off work, but I had to go in to take care of something. I brought my kids with me. They were in my office and my boss came in to ask me a few things. I see my son point at me and mumble something. My boss looks at him and asked him what he said. My son points at me and says "I farted him"

 

[bigarn]

Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2980449
She's in a house with 4 males, so she has come to expect it...

There's no stories like fart stories...

Everyone does it, but it still makes us all laugh. Heck, even my poodle lets one rip occasionally. But he doesn't laugh, he just turns around and looks at his butt as if it's going to speak to him...

LMAO ... Same with my dog. She will jump up and look back there .. Like what the hell was that?

 

[meowzer]

My dumb dog, a PUG, so if anyone has one you know what I mean...has the worst smelling "farts" in history...and she doesn't even blink...no looking around or anything

 

[bigarn]

Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/2980599
My dumb dog, a PUG, so if anyone has one you know what I mean...has the worst smelling "farts" in history...and she doesn't even blink...no looking around or anything
Gotta love them ....

 

[jackri]

My dad and my niece went to the car wash one day to..well get it washed. Some lady cut him off in line and he mumbled something about that witch.
Well 10 minutes later inside watching the vehicles go through, theres my dad, niece and lady standing next to each other... niece tugs on my dads shirt and goes "grandpa look, there's that witch"

 

[meowzer]

Originally Posted by jackri
http:///forum/post/2980602
My dad and my niece went to the car wash one day to..well get it washed. Some lady cut him off in line and he mumbled something about that witch.
Well 10 minutes later inside watching the vehicles go through, theres my dad, niece and lady standing next to each other... niece tugs on my dads shirt and goes "grandpa look, there's that witch"
What would we do w/o the young ones...

 

[renogaw]

thanks (almost) everyone for keeping these relatively pg13

 

[darthtang aw]

Another one. We were having a get together at my house when I was about 17. My parents were out of town. A few people came over with the usual grade of high school beer (busch light) and a cheap bottle of vodka. We cooked up some pizzas and proceeded to drink and play video games till everyone showe up laer in the day (we skipped school and it was about 11 a.m.). Well by 2:00 in the afternoon we are well on our way, pop in a coupel more pizzas as we are hungry again and continue what we were doing. About 4 rolls around and people are starting to trickle into the house. We were hungry again. I got up in my drunken stupor and popped in two more pizzas. About 5 minutes goes by and we smell something strange....like sort of a foul chemical burning smell. Cant see anything in the immediate area so we ignore it, (as all good teenagers should). 10 more minutes goes by and the smell is getting worse....but hey, the pizzas should be done. I open the oven..and there they are....................cooking with what used to be the plastic wrapping still on them, burnt and melted into the black and purple looking pizza......................At that point I called dominos...no more cooking the rest of the night.

 

[renogaw]

my wife cooked us a digorno and forgot to take the cardboard bottom off... that was an adventure...

 

[ironeagle2006]

Here is one from WAY back for my family and YES it does involve a bodily function. My Older brother mom and I were on our way to SC to see my Brother that is in the USAF for a week. We stopped at a Candy store in Pidgeon Forge TN to rest and get some candy well my mother ripped a SSBD that made the employees but the cashier that was forced to stay there and check her out faint. My brother goes MOM DID YOU FART loud enough for the store to hear then the smell hit me and put me on the floor.

 

[kikithemermaid]

Ironeagle I pmed you my story

 

[eric b 125]

nobody's feeling open to disclosing embarassing stories today, eh?

 

[eric b 125]

so, something happened tonight that leaves me wide open for countless jokes from my co-workers tomorrow:
i was outside grilling up some dinner. i had some steaks and veggies on the grill. time comes to pull everything off and i notice that there's a tater chunk that i wanted to burn since i like my grilled veggies crispy on the outside. i take my grill fork,

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the spud, and lay it straight onto the grill without removing the fork. i take the other food inside and come back out to remove the potato. i come inside, put the tater with the rest of the veggies. i decide to give a green pepper a try and use the grill fork that was just resting on the grill. i pop the pepper in my mouth and hear that "tssssssss" sound. i pulled it out of my mouth in such a jerky motion that after i singed my lips i stabbed myself in the face. i burned my lips on one side of my mouth and now i have a few pretty serious blisters on my lips and 2 puncture wounds on my cheek! these blisters look a whole lot like blisters you get from....well, different kinds of blisters than they are. its going to be a long shift manana!