Who's cooler, girls or boys?

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jdragunas

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Originally Posted by ruaround
i wasnt saying this just abot boys... young females and males watch their mothers get ready every morning and fret about how they look and comment about themselves while getting ready... so both could learn these things from their mother... M = if mom says this about herself then it must be okey to say about another female... F = if mom thinks this about herself then it must mean that i have to worry about my appearence...
we'll have to test this... i don't wear makeup or fret about what i look like... i'll get back to you in 15 years when i have a teenage daughter and let you know if she does or not... chances are she will because what you learn about stuff like that rarely comes from your parents... my mother wears makeup, and i don't... why is that??? Did i take after my father? (i hope not!!!)
and girls are better... it's that easy... see? guys just try to make everything so difficult..... "no, guys are better"... ugh!
 
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jdragunas

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and we don't HAVE to sit down to pee, it's just a lot less messy if we do...

and at least we don't pee all over the toilet seat........ and then leave it there to dry and get all gross....... men are disgusting, girls are not, therefore, girls are cooler.
 
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jdragunas

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touche... but once a month is better than 28 - 31 times a month...
i LOVE the southpark movie... "never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die" LMAOROTF!!!!!
 
soto

soto

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hell yeah! my buddy had a t-shirt that said that.
speaking of t-shirts......i'm gonna head over to my favorite offensive t-shirt website and buy a couple shirts that will disturb the general public.
 
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jdragunas

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HAHAHA!!! i loved that other one!
we all did t-shirts for my dad's birthday... this is great! i'm in a christian rock bad with my dad. We have a large following of close friends and families, so we all decided to buy t-shirts. My dad's name is ric. My mom's shirt said "ric's mistress" mine said "ric's favorite daughter" (cause i am) my youngest sister's said "ric's daughter's sister", one of the other guy's in our band said "ric's man servant"... my middle sister's said "ric's 'fun' daughter"... my sister is very promiscuous and she 'parties' a lot, and it was just so perfect... we also all had normal t-shirts and she had this tight little wife beater with her stuff hanging out all over the place... it was fabulous!!!
 
ruaround

ruaround

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speaking of weddings... why is it that most women absolutely refuse to wear a formal and/or a dress more than once... and why do you have to buy new shoes everytime you buy a new dress... even though you have atleast a dozen of each in a closet or chest somewhere??? could it be that perhaos you have already been seen it that dress??? and if the dress covers the shoes why new ones...
 
ruaround

ruaround

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Originally Posted by jdragunas
we'll have to test this... i don't wear makeup or fret about what i look like... i'll get back to you in 15 years when i have a teenage daughter and let you know if she does or not... chances are she will because what you learn about stuff like that rarely comes from your parents... my mother wears makeup, and i don't... why is that??? Did i take after my father? (i hope not!!!)
and girls are better... it's that easy... see? guys just try to make everything so difficult..... "no, guys are better"... ugh!
mumbler...

you will be amazed how many traits you pick up from your parents... all those things i thought i would never say cuz i am gonna be the kewl parent... i am now catching myself sounding like my parents...
 
soto

soto

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Originally Posted by ruaround
speaking of weddings... why is it that most women absolutely refuse to wear a formal and/or a dress more than once... and why do you have to buy new shoes everytime you buy a new dress... even though you have atleast a dozen of each in a closet or chest somewhere??? could it be that perhaos you have already been seen it that dress??? and if the dress covers the shoes why new ones...

sexual insecurity dude
 
soto

soto

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i had 2 edit my last post cause you made a second one while i was replying to yer first one so it seemed like i was replying to yer second one and women can't drive.
 
lovethesea

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I'm a great driver thank you very much.......1 ticket since I was 17 and only accidnets I have been in were caused by someone else.
Men think a clean shirt means turning it inside out :scared:
 
ruaround

ruaround

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Originally Posted by lovethesea
Men think a clean shirt means turning it inside out :scared:
dryer and a dryer sheet... smells fresh and its unwrinkled... :hilarious

no comment on the dress and shoe thing huh...
 
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jdragunas

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You wanna know why we don't wear those dresses again?!?! Because men NEVER take us out to a nice restaurant! Not even once in a while!!! WHY IS THAT??? Why is being romantic so difficult to a man? because they're romanticly challenged, that's why! A man's idea of romance is dinner at a restaurant (like applebee's) and then some action flick. And then home for some lovin without even candles or anything... nothing beforehand... just get to the good stuff so i can watch the game... WTF? And then they wonder why we're so unhappy! Because you're all CHALLENGED!!!! AHHHHH!!!
 
tx reef

tx reef

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Originally Posted by ruaround
dryer and a dryer sheet... smells fresh and its unwrinkled... :hilarious



I'm with you there.
I don't know what I would do without a dryer and dryer sheets. :hilarious
 
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jdragunas

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and we love nice dresses and lots-o-shoes like you love sports... Why do you love watching men in tight uniforms getting sweaty and hiting eachother? no one knows, but that's just the way it is.
 
ruaround

ruaround

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Originally Posted by jdragunas
You wanna know why we don't wear those dresses again?!?! Because men NEVER take us out to a nice restaurant! Not even once in a while!!! WHY IS THAT??? Why is being romantic so difficult to a man? because they're romanticly challenged, that's why! A man's idea of romance is dinner at a restaurant (like applebee's) and then some action flick. And then home for some lovin without even candles or anything... nothing beforehand... just get to the good stuff so i can watch the game... WTF? And then they wonder why we're so unhappy! Because you're all CHALLENGED!!!! AHHHHH!!!

just cuz your hubby may not... this is not true... it doesnt matter if we took you out or not... if you had a company function or a wedding or some other event you would not go into your closet and wear a dress you have already worn...
romance is a matter of perception... romance to y'all is something you can tell all your girl friends about to try and make em jealous...

who says dominos, a 12 pack of CL and a MNF game isnt romantic... thats somethin i would tell to my friends...
 
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