Originally Posted by keleighr
uhhhhhhh i prefer washington apples (crown royal, apple pucker and cranberry juice yummm yummmm)
and i wear Gucci honey......................Gucci
Originally Posted by surfer11
Why dont you put a lionfish, green moray eel, and a clown trigger in with a few chromis, corals and some gobies and see who last the longest.
Originally Posted by AW2
My problem is that all of my fish/the fish I like would rather bite you than look at you. God help a reef tank if I dropped some of my livestock into it.
Originally Posted by jcrim
Seahorses, I can't believe you chimed in on that. I thought seahorse keepers were delicate souls. Oh no, don't make me compete for food or I'll die. Those fish surrender so quick they might as well be from France.
Originally Posted by Darth Tang
Sea monkeys can live in a bucket of urine.......not impressed at all. lol
Originally Posted by jcrim
But if it makes you happy then go ahead and max out your credit cards, deplete the oceans and wait for the next time your tank has a minor problem and crashes. Just make sure you NEVER use medication to cure a disease... strange concept.
Got to get back to work now, fish only people actually have time for a job...
Originally Posted by Tizzo
We actually have an aquascape compared to your...rocks. I can see rocks in my back yard!
Fish and rocks...you can't be serious.
Originally Posted by Jmick
Ok, has anyone else ever noticed that fish only people tend smell like sour milk and think the “Mullet Cut” is actually appealing to the opposite ---? Also, we know your big aggressive fish are an actual result of an over compensation due to what the Ladies Man would call a “small wang”. On top of that, anyone who enjoys watching their fish eat and poop all day long is an inbred who must have gone to the prom with their cousin
Originally Posted by MattyOh_52
it doesnt take a genius to make up some salt water and put a fish in it.
Originally Posted by jdragunas
ugh, well people who only keep fish are stupid, and are just mad because they can't afford the nice corals!!!
and btw, i'm the coolest, because i said so!!!
Originally Posted by jcrim
Some may argue that to keep such an environment takes intelligence... ha. To spend hours upon hours testing calcium, phosphates and other things I've never heard of just shows a lack of better things to do. Besides, the brightest people at my high school still didn't have dates to prom.
I think the above list is the best smack run so far. Whose is the best? Can anyone do any better?
