Woman Card / Chickslip

jennythebugg

jennythebugg

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Originally Posted by Girlina4x4
http:///forum/post/2890044
Haha, I laughed when I saw the can of Skoal comment. I looked across from me and saw a can of Grizzly (NOT MINE!!) sitting on the cooler full of beer.
Rule # 55A: No woman should ever show off a muffin top or FUPA.
#55B: If you have a muffin top or FUPA, said woman must buy a pair of Spanxx
#55C: If you can not buy Spanxx, said woman should wear clothes that fit loosely and comfortably
yeah muffin tops and fupas are kinda gross - wear looser clothes
 
srgvigil

srgvigil

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Rule 18-B -If you don't clean it, care for it, or otherwise tend to it, then you do not make final decisions regarding it.
Then us men should have all final decisions over females
 
yearofthenick

yearofthenick

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Originally Posted by stdreb27
http:///forum/post/2887668
you have to know what the buttons do first. Good luck figuring that out...
stdreb, haven't you heard? They've figured all of the man and woman buttons out and packaged it into a neatly designed picture. Here you go.
 
spiderwoman

spiderwoman

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Okay... Rotary, I take it you are not married and not even dating? I know all of this is just for fun, but all I see from you is sarcastic, flaming and underhanded comments, especially when it comes to women. I mean is that the real you or you just not happy with anything or just having a bad day... every day?
 
jennythebugg

jennythebugg

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Originally Posted by SpiderWoman
http:///forum/post/2890511
Okay... Rotary, I take it you are not married and not even dating? I know all of this is just for fun, but all I see from you is sarcastic, flaming and underhanded comments, especially when it comes to women. I mean is that the real you or you just not happy with anything or just having a bad day... every day?
i dont even finish reading them anymore - men like that usually die old and lonely
 
t316

t316

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Originally Posted by robertmathern
http:///forum/post/2891537
I agree it not a bad thing. She must do something for me to keep her round I just dont know what it is LOL
Let your wife read that, come re-post, and let's see who's wearing the pants tonight?
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2888078
We know how to operate that button. We just choose not to do it all the time. You don't expect as much then.....and you call us the dumber species............
shhhh
Originally Posted by Nw2Salt08
http:///forum/post/2888764
I like the idea of the chickslip and let's consider this for a moment. Most people have to figure out how to work those remotes. Well, if you call your cable provider or dish provider most of the time you'll find WOMEN on the other end telling you how to program such remote to everything in the house. I used to do this and still program all the remotes in the house.
We own the remote. lol
Seriously ever actually call them, (used to sell electronics) they are reading a script. They don't know what the buttons are. It would drive me nuts. I'd tell them "I have your book I can read "the book". If your book worked I wouldn't be calling you." Then I'd proceed to tell them the next 5 things they'd tell me to trouble shoot. Then I'd actually get transfered to the real trouble shooters, never talked to a woman there...

Actually I take that back, I did talk to a woman tech person once. She was dang good.
 
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usirchchris

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Seriously ever actually call them, (used to sell electronics) they are reading a script. They don't know what the buttons are. It would drive me nuts. I'd tell them "I have your book I can read "the book". If your book worked I wouldn't be calling you." Then I'd proceed to tell them the next 5 things they'd tell me to trouble shoot. Then I'd actually get transfered to the real trouble shooters, never talked to a woman there...

 
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