you know you are getting old when....

[deejeff442]

game,
when a year goes by and it seams like a month

 

[meowzer]

When the person driving the car next to you looks 12

 

[flower]

When your children reach middle age, and have their own grey hair.

 

[tangs rule]

...you notice one day part of you gets wet when you flush the toliet.

 

[snakeblitz33]

When you have more hair on your face than on your head.

 

[ironeagle2006]

When your talking to your Neighbor and he is talking about his Grandkids and your like WTF your a grandfather your what 45.

 

[snakeblitz33]

When you,..... Oh, sorry, what was I saying?

 

[deejeff442]

you know you getting old when you gotta spit on it

 

[spanko]

Quote:
Originally Posted by deejeff442 http:///t/391179/you-know-you-are-getting-old-when#post_3467909
you know you getting old when you gotta spit on it

 

[dragonzim]

When people you graduated high school with have kids that are graduating high school this year...

 

[njbillyv]

When your sore for three days because you slept wrong...

 

[flower]

Quote:
Originally Posted by NJBillyV http:///t/391179/you-know-you-are-getting-old-when#post_3468021
When your sore for three days because you slept wrong...
????OOOHHH that's why I'm so sore after sleeping, I did it wrong?????

 

[dragonzim]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Flower http:///t/391179/you-know-you-are-getting-old-when#post_3468026
????OOOHHH that's why I'm so sore after sleeping, I did it wrong?????
As with so many other things in life, if you're not a little sore the next day, you're doing it wrong!

 

[flower]

Quote:
Originally Posted by DragonZim http:///t/391179/you-know-you-are-getting-old-when#post_3468027
As with so many other things in life, if you're not a little sore the next day, you're doing it wrong!

LOL...All this time I thought it was arthritis.

 

[mr. limpid]

Your so old is when your depends falls down and you trip over them crack your hip and you cant get up.

 

[snakeblitz33]

Help! I've fallen and can't get up! (yeah, you all know the commercial)
When you get CRS disease. (can't remember sh!t)

 

[spanko]

Hmmm. CRS I forgot about that one. (hee hee)

 

[deejeff442]

when i used to be able to pluck out a stray grey hair and now gave up

 

[flower]

When you can excitedly shout out to whoever in the house can hear...they have a bunch of brand new of my favorite show that I have never watched before. That's right, when you can't remember it's all brand new again...

 

[deejeff442]

when 10 pm is way past your bedtime