mr. limpid
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You know your old, when you can use the line. I have under wear older than you.
you know you are getting old when....
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deejeff442
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when you consider a 22 year old a kid.
darthtang aw
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LOL thats good jeff!
Ur old when....
U start making "to-do" lists
no, that makes you a woman.
darth (buying seats at metal concerts instead of pit tickets) Tang
sweatervest13
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When you debate whether it is better to be going grey or bald.
PS. I am on my way to being the silver fox. LOL.
PS. I am on my way to being the silver fox. LOL.
mr. limpid
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these are all funny, and sad because I can relate to them all.
deejeff442
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when you say... these kids think they know everything
deejeff442
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here is a funny one.i was putting in my fence posts on my land today.some guy pulled up and asked if i was working on the fence yesterday??? he said his house was stolen??? huh.he said everything he owns was in it .he said he thinks it was his wife that hooked up the house and drove off with it.yea i live in the country and just when you thought you heard everything.
meowzer
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Originally Posted by deejeff442 http:///t/391179/you-know-you-are-getting-old-when/40#post_3468553
here is a funny one.i was putting in my fence posts on my land today.some guy pulled up and asked if i was working on the fence yesterday??? he said his house was stolen??? huh.he said everything he owns was in it .he said he thinks it was his wife that hooked up the house and drove off with it.yea i live in the country and just when you thought you heard everything.
BAHAHAHA.....My husbands ex-wife did that to him.....when they lived in Texas...he came home from work as their trailer was being pulled down the road
I LAUGHED when he told me the story.....Being from NY I just could not imagine someone pulling your home away
Guess he got home from work Just in time
OR should I say....it was a good thing he came home from work that day and didn't go out BAHAHA
Originally Posted by deejeff442 http:///t/391179/you-know-you-are-getting-old-when/40#post_3468553
here is a funny one.i was putting in my fence posts on my land today.some guy pulled up and asked if i was working on the fence yesterday??? he said his house was stolen??? huh.he said everything he owns was in it .he said he thinks it was his wife that hooked up the house and drove off with it.yea i live in the country and just when you thought you heard everything.
BAHAHAHA.....My husbands ex-wife did that to him.....when they lived in Texas...he came home from work as their trailer was being pulled down the road
I LAUGHED when he told me the story.....Being from NY I just could not imagine someone pulling your home away
Guess he got home from work Just in time
2quills
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Originally Posted by meowzer http:///t/391179/you-know-you-are-getting-old-when/40#post_3468589
when they lived in Texas...he came home from work as their trailer was being pulled down the road
That there has the makings of a great country song.
Originally Posted by meowzer http:///t/391179/you-know-you-are-getting-old-when/40#post_3468589
when they lived in Texas...he came home from work as their trailer was being pulled down the road
That there has the makings of a great country song.
darthtang aw
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When you get AARP mail....
2quills
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Originally Posted by meowzer http:///t/391179/you-know-you-are-getting-old-when/40#post_3468676
When you recommend a skimmer that you got to someone.....and then someone reminds you that you don't have that skimmer....LOL....
right Corey
hehe
Originally Posted by meowzer http:///t/391179/you-know-you-are-getting-old-when/40#post_3468676
When you recommend a skimmer that you got to someone.....and then someone reminds you that you don't have that skimmer....LOL....
right Corey
hehe
snakeblitz33
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When you find threads like this entertaining.
When the only things that are stiff is your back and legs when you get out of bed in the morning.
When the only things that are stiff is your back and legs when you get out of bed in the morning.
deejeff442
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well i guess i aint that old then snake
acrylic51
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Originally Posted by 2Quills http:///t/391179/you-know-you-are-getting-old-when/40#post_3468602
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Originally Posted by meowzer http:///t/391179/you-know-you-are-getting-old-when/40#post_3468589
when they lived in Texas...he came home from work as their trailer was being pulled down the road
That there has the makings of a great country song.
Originally Posted by 2Quills http:///t/391179/you-know-you-are-getting-old-when/40#post_3468602
Quote:
Originally Posted by meowzer http:///t/391179/you-know-you-are-getting-old-when/40#post_3468589
when they lived in Texas...he came home from work as their trailer was being pulled down the road
That there has the makings of a great country song.
ironeagle2006
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When your wife says I am feeling Frisky and you know to pop a little blue pill to make SURE your solider is ready for action. Heard that one from my Neighbor next door he is in his 50's this weekend.