You know you live in a redneck area.

fishtaco

fishtaco

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You know you live in a redneck area if there are 4 vehicle painted up like the General Lee from the Dukes of Hazzard and none of them are even close to being a 69 Dodge Charger. Three different Ford trucks including a flatbed and for the ultimate failure an old Nissan Sentra.
Fishtaco
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

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Originally Posted by Fishtaco
http:///forum/post/3292523
You know you live in a redneck area if there are 4 vehicle painted up like the General Lee from the Dukes of Hazzard and none of them are even close to being a 69 Dodge Charger. Three different Ford trucks including a flatbed and for the ultimate failure an old Nissan Sentra.
Fishtaco
An old sentra? bahahaha
 
yearofthenick

yearofthenick

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Can you take some pics? I need to see this. You could win a contest if you put it up on the "people of walmart" website
 
reefaholic33

reefaholic33

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Haha it sounds like the city where I own property in SO Missouri. I could totally move there but the wife likes the city.
 
bang guy

bang guy

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A redneck wouldn't buy a Nissan so I don't know what you're talking about there. That's how you know you're NOT in a redneck area.
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

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Originally Posted by Bang Guy
http:///forum/post/3292617
A redneck wouldn't buy a Nissan so I don't know what you're talking about there. That's how you know you're NOT in a redneck area.
sure they would, as long as it was under 100 bucks... And they could painting it the same colors as the general lee.
 
J

jstdv8

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I have family in oregon and I can honestly say I'd place about 3/4" of them in the semi-redneckish range.
I'm a little red neckish myself, I like country music and trucks with big tires, I fish, hunt, have a caribou head on my wall.
 
kazooie

kazooie

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You know, Jstdv8, I would consider you as more of a gang member. I've heard alot of bad news about you...
 
bang guy

bang guy

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Originally Posted by stdreb27
http:///forum/post/3292734
sure they would, as long as it was under 100 bucks... And they could painting it the same colors as the general lee.
Well, maybe in Oregon that happens. I'll concede the point. Wouldn't happen around here. Maybe as a flower planter next to the broken toilet but certainly not as a car.
 
scottnlisa

scottnlisa

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Got ya all beat. I live in red-neck heaven. We have JAMBO here. Jamboree In the Hills. Red-neck heaven. 4 days of country has-been acts. Nothing but drinking and drinking and more drinking. I know people who go there just to see who many people they can sleep with in the 4 days. Local TV shows the 4 day event and nothing like seeing a bunch of drunk people doing beer games with their children watching them. People bring babies, infants, and kids to this thing. Just pitiful.
 
bionicarm

bionicarm

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Originally Posted by scottnlisa
http:///forum/post/3292916
Got ya all beat. I live in red-neck heaven. We have JAMBO here. Jamboree In the Hills. Red-neck heaven. 4 days of country has-been acts. Nothing but drinking and drinking and more drinking. I know people who go there just to see who many people they can sleep with in the 4 days. Local TV shows the 4 day event and nothing like seeing a bunch of drunk people doing beer games with their children watching them. People bring babies, infants, and kids to this thing. Just pitiful.


Can't be any worse than the Sturgis Bike Rally that's held every year.
 
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