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pugs are soooo dialed in. i've got NO problem feeding those bastardos to the crocs! you laugh in yer sleep? even when yer not getting tickled?

can't have poodles cause i used to have a pet poodle throughout my entire childhood. let's replace the pooodles with those tiny, ugly bald cats. you know, the same one that dr. evil had. ok cool we can stay there year round but if a hurricane happens then i say we go to our 2nd home. btw, do...

no poodles. but i'm totally down with the chiwis. so do we live there or just vacate there occasionally?

as always, yer one step ahead of me. i think we've achieved soulmatage

it was cool cause the same people that were complaining were raising beers with me a half an hour later when the croc snagged the bison by the asscheek and dragged him back into the river. those stupid bison!! it's like...all the other bison knew when they were gettin creeped on. so they all...

i honestly think that the most important thing i learned in school is that the more you bend the rules, the happier you are.

i wasn't hittin on anyone. i was missing my kitty-k. look! she feels so guilty right now that she's not even replying! *actually i got access to the tv remote @ the bar and got in several arguements cause i insisted that we watch crocodiles kick bison ass on the national geographic show instead...

now i owe you 2 prizes.

i was at taco tuesday waiting for kitty while drawing blueprints of our dead pig head wedding on a napkin. so she's not there so i figured that maybe she'd show up if i got in a fight. so i did. so NOBODY showed up to help me. i got hit in the head with a cueball. it hurt. then i come in this...

and it only costs $5 to out do the next guy's address curb. you know what.... if you did this during daytime then most of the people won't be home. so imagine how jealous they'll get when they come home to see their neighbor's new address! so go out and print some cheap business cards and leave...

that's true. look at this dude [hr] > :) ok WB. you bought the mouth. AND sped up the execution process may i add.

let's thank WB for the nose

our head to be executed now has dose eyeballs thanks to blackomne

k _ _ _ _ - k l _ _'s _ a l _!!

cindy has purchased one eyeball for our head

counts don't go up in the off-topic forum

we need an swf meetup convention over in vegas. then you could all watch me get drunk, lose all my money, and blame the dealers

Originally posted by lovethesea OK, I'm back. Did you figure out what I'm getting yet :joy: And I know this new puzzle too Hey Kitty, mails coming your way. Why did the picture get so bad once I made it small? thanks for doing that. I wish I had time to figure out compters...

she laughs at me

nawww we're gonna make you a good girl