Best movie quote ever

salt monger

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Jules: Well there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that "stuff" for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your "butt". I never gave much thought what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded ---- to say to a mother"fornicater" before I popped a cap in his "butt". I saw some "stuff" this mornin' made me think twice. See now I'm thinkin', maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9 Milimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous "butt" in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. Now I'd like that. But that ---- ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
oh and how can we forget "you've bled with wallace, now bleed with me"
 

florida joe

Well-Known Member
Originally Posted by salt monger
http:///forum/post/2492884
Jules: Well there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that "stuff" for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your "butt". I never gave much thought what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded ---- to say to a mother"fornicater" before I popped a cap in his "butt". I saw some "stuff" this mornin' made me think twice. See now I'm thinkin', maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9 Milimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous "butt" in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. Now I'd like that. But that ---- ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
oh and how can we forget "you've bled with wallace, now bleed with me"
pulp fiction quote my all time fav just could not remember it word for word
 

alix2.0

Active Member
"why, hello. im handsome rob"
"hi! my names becky! its written right on my shirt!"
"well look, im gonna need your shirt, and your truck."
"oh well ill give them both to you, would you like my virginity as well?"
"if its on the menu."
"oh hahaha your so witty! why dont you try to take advantage of me?"
"yeah, your not too bright, are you?"
"no."
"perfect."
 

stdreb27

Active Member
Originally Posted by alix2.0
http:///forum/post/2493294
"why, hello. im handsome rob"
"hi! my names becky! its written right on my shirt!"
"well look, im gonna need your shirt, and your truck."
"oh well ill give them both to you, would you like my virginity as well?"
"if its on the menu."
"oh hahaha your so witty! why dont you try to take advantage of me?"
"yeah, your not too bright, are you?"
"no."
"perfect."
What is that from?
 

alix2.0

Active Member
lol, italian job. any time my cousin and i see a dingy girl, we just bust it out. shes always handsome rob, and im becky. its retarded, but quite entertaining.
 

squidward

Member
Sorry if I broke the rule but gotta mention it...I laugh everytime I hear them....
"One ugly....mutha*****" .....from Predator
"May Li.....gooooood f***" .... Kickboxer
 

texasmetal

Active Member
Originally Posted by GrouperGenius
http:///forum/post/2479877
Wow, that was tough to read.

Imagine learning that line and actually reciting it naturally.
I'm pretty sure the greatest line in a movie was probably one of Hunter S. Thompson's. "Too weird to live. Too rare to die."
 

darthtang aw

Active Member
Old thread but I will add a new batman quote. It surpasses the Deniro/Pecci Is this your pen scene
The dark knight
Joker says, I am going to make this pencil disappear.
 

cranberry

Active Member
Originally Posted by TangWhispr
http:///forum/post/2480215
I'm your huckleberry
-Tombstone
That's my favourite movie.....
"You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?"
Val was awesome in that.... awesome. He's even my avatar on another forum :)
 

seltzerd

Member
Captain of the Winkie Guard: Hail to Dorothy! The Wicked Witch is dead!
The Winkies: [all kneel before Dorothy] *Hail*! Hail to Dorothy! The Wicked Witch is dead!
Dorothy: The broom! May we have it?
Captain of the Winkie Guard: [hands Dorothy the broomstick] Please. And take it with you.
Like Dorothy would want the broom, but not want to take it with her. I always thought that was funny
 

seltzerd

Member
Cousin Abraham 'Avi' Denovitz: Shut up and sit down you big bald fu**! I don't like leaving my own country, Doug. And, I especially don't like leaving it for anything less than warm sandy beaches and cocktails with little straw hats.
Doug 'The Head' Denovitz: We've got sandy beaches.
Cousin Abraham 'Avi' Denovitz: So, who the fu** wants to see 'em?!
 
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