HEY! Go to FL if you want to do that!!!

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smartorl

Guest
I thinks it's more a matter of not having specific laws against it. Keep in mind oral --- is ILLEGAL in Florida. Too many old laws on the books and not enough to keep up with the sickos.
 

speg

Active Member
Originally Posted by smartorl
http:///forum/post/3297369
I thinks it's more a matter of not having specific laws against it. Keep in mind oral --- is ILLEGAL in Florida. Too many old laws on the books and not enough to keep up with the sickos.
smartorl...your avatar is animal abuse...and possible beastiality.
 
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smartorl

Guest
Nah, "beating a dead horse" came about when a ton of know it all newbie trolls descended upon the boards.
--- with animals is not "legal" in Florida, it is considered and prosecuted under animal cruelty laws (which for the record are a joke sentencing wise) rather than under laws pertaining specifically to --- where it should be alongside sodomy and ----, etc.
For an amusing read of laws that believe it or not were voted on:
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/florida
It's no wonder our lawmakers had no time for the "real" laws.
 

meowzer

Moderator
LOL.....I laughed at quite a few...but this one AHAHAHAHHA
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
 

meowzer

Moderator
WAIT...this is even better

It is considered an offense to shower

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. (nekkid)
LOL....and this one
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
LOL...I'm gonna look up Oklahomas
 
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smartorl

Guest
Funny aren't they? Sad that someone thought that they needed to be actual laws!
 

kjr_trig

Active Member
Originally Posted by Rslinger
http:///forum/post/3297006
Why does everything have to go back to Obama? Do you think he is like yeah let them do the animals? Do you think this is a top priority for our President?
Same reason everything went back to Bush I guess.
 

meowzer

Moderator
Originally Posted by smartorl
http:///forum/post/3297399
Funny aren't they? Sad that someone thought that they needed to be actual laws!
OMG....Go read Oklahomas....LOL
Here's one
Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.
Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
And this made me laugh harder
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
 
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