Metro-$exual tendencies anyone?

crimzy

crimzy

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Originally Posted by YearOfTheNick
http:///forum/post/2850850
I used to hate it when men wore pink shirts, but I would argue that wearing a tasteful, NOT obnoxiously colored pink shirt is possibly MORE manly than not. But I can't stress enough how easily it can be botched...
Case in point, First picture, PASS... second picture, FAIL.
2 points here:
(1) The first picture is wrong for so many reasons, and
(2) Not to be racially insensitive, but white guys should not wear pink... under any circumstances.
 
crimzy

crimzy

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Originally Posted by ruaround
http:///forum/post/2850861
here is a new one... immediate revocation for posting a thread that youre gonna leave lookin for all sorts of attention then never stop posting...

I don't get it.
Pretty sure it's supposed to be some sort of rip but I'm just not quite sure how.
 
nwdyr

nwdyr

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Hey CFR....no Lifetime , but YOU sometimes do a MASK??????????

Sorry bro but a mask is only OK on Halloween.
I do cut the eyebrows , trim my goatee wayyyy too much , keep generally clean and yes a little man scape is a must.
how did I do
 
ruaround

ruaround

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Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2850882
Wait a minute... YOU WEREN'T RIPPING ON ME???? I'm sooo excited!!! Excellent day... Ru, if you were here I think I'd smack a manly cheek kiss on you, I'm so happy.

I think that this is a new level in our online friendship.

LMAO!!! no i wasnt rippin on you...

but i could start if you wanted me to...
 
socal57che

socal57che

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I own 100% pure silk shirts. Not the shiny ones, but silk none the less.
I will only wear designer socks. Once you switch, hanes socks don't cut it.
We own a tanning bed.
I have memberships at Bally and LA Fitness.
Shaving downstairs is for panzys. Real men tweeze.
My nails are in better shape than my wife's. Polish boards were taken away from me and I was reprimanded by my wife for making her nails look bad.
Pumice stone the feets. Makes 'em soft.
Eyebrows trimmed, but not waxed.
Nose and ear hair is disgusting.
Shave the neck all the way around.
Use a quality skin moisturizer daily.
I'm sure there are more, but these are off the top of my head.
What are these "underwear" everyone is talking about?
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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Crimzy you just lost your man card. Any guy that gets a pedicure automatically has this revoked, attempting to beautify a region of the male body that no matter what will remain ugly is automatic suspension. Man feet are ugly, even when "cleaned up". When was the last time a woman ever walked up to a man and said, "Sexy feet, wanna hook up?". Only guys have feet fetishes.
 
mboswell1982

mboswell1982

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Originally Posted by socal57che
http:///forum/post/2850909
I own 100% pure silk shirts. Not the shiny ones, but silk none the less.
I will only wear designer socks. Once you switch, hanes socks don't cut it.
We own a tanning bed.
I have memberships at Bally and LA Fitness.
Shaving downstairs is for panzys. Real men tweeze.
My nails are in better shape than my wife's. Polish boards were taken away from me and I was reprimanded by my wife for making her nails look bad.
Pumice stone the feets. Makes 'em soft.
Eyebrows trimmed, but not waxed.
Nose and ear hair is disgusting.
Shave the neck all the way around.
Use a quality skin moisturizer daily.
I'm sure there are more, but these are off the top of my head.
What are these "underwear" everyone is talking about?

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crimzy

crimzy

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Originally Posted by socal57che
http:///forum/post/2850909
I own 100% pure silk shirts. Not the shiny ones, but silk none the less.
I will only wear designer socks. Once you switch, hanes socks don't cut it.
We own a tanning bed.
I have memberships at Bally and LA Fitness.
Shaving downstairs is for panzys. Real men tweeze.
My nails are in better shape than my wife's. Polish boards were taken away from me and I was reprimanded by my wife for making her nails look bad.
Pumice stone the feets. Makes 'em soft.
Eyebrows trimmed, but not waxed.
Nose and ear hair is disgusting.
Shave the neck all the way around.
Use a quality skin moisturizer daily.
I'm sure there are more, but these are off the top of my head.
What are these "underwear" everyone is talking about?
Socal, sorry to say but you're out of the club. The socks, OWNING a tanning bed, polish boards, moisturizer. I'm afraid that you are hopelessly over the edge. But there is one thing that truly concerns me...
Originally Posted by socal57che
http:///forum/post/2850909
Shaving downstairs is for panzys. Real men tweeze.
Say it isn't so.
 
socal57che

socal57che

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Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2850917
Socal, sorry to say but you're out of the club. The socks, OWNING a tanning bed, polish boards, moisturizer. I'm afraid that you are hopelessly over the edge. But there is one thing that truly concerns me...
Say it isn't so.

No stubble.
 
mboswell1982

mboswell1982

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Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2850917
Socal, sorry to say but you're out of the club. The socks, OWNING a tanning bed, polish boards, moisturizer. I'm afraid that you are hopelessly over the edge. But there is one thing that truly concerns me...
Say it isn't so.


i was tryin to be nice, but thats what i wanted to say LOL
 
crimzy

crimzy

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2850913
Crimzy you just lost your man card. Any guy that gets a pedicure automatically has this revoked, attempting to beautify a region of the male body that no matter what will remain ugly is automatic suspension. Man feet are ugly, even when "cleaned up". When was the last time a woman ever walked up to a man and said, "Sexy feet, wanna hook up?". Only guys have feet fetishes.
I don't buy it... pedicures are like a foot massage. It's not for the aesthetics but for the process. You should try one.... they are FABULOUS!!!
BTW, I think using the word, "fabulous" should be on the metro-$exual list too.
 
ruaround

ruaround

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Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2850926
I don't buy it... pedicures are like a foot massage. It's not for the aesthetics but for the process. You should try one.... they are FABULOUS!!!
BTW, I think using the word, "fabulous" should be on the metro-$exual list too.

dude when i read this post i can see you putting your hands on your hips and making a "T" with you feet... next youll be sayin "Ab Fab" and snapping in an upward motion...
 
yearofthenick

yearofthenick

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Originally Posted by ruaround
http:///forum/post/2850861
here is a new one... immediate revocation for posting a thread that youre gonna leave lookin for all sorts of attention then never stop posting...

Hey! I went 5 days cold turkey (aside from my brothers date thread) and really got serious about what to do for a job. Now that I have a plan, I'm back. It did what I wanted it to do. Even though I was gone only 5 days, I've already become more used to not having SWF in my life as actively. I only check SWF a few times a day now, as opposed to being on it constantly for 8 hours a day. This is a good thing.
 
mie

mie

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Hey socal I think you lost more than your man card.......If you know what i mean.
Dont forget the guy liner.
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2850926
I don't buy it... pedicures are like a foot massage. It's not for the aesthetics but for the process. You should try one.... they are FABULOUS!!!
BTW, I think using the word, "fabulous" should be on the metro-$exual list too.


The only times I have heard a man utter the word fabulous was in "too wong foo" and "birdcage"....prime examples of the type of men that use this adjective.
 
socal57che

socal57che

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Originally Posted by mie
http:///forum/post/2850956
Hey socal I think you lost more than your man card.......If you know what i mean.
I only used it to jimmy open locked doors anyway.
Oh, and malls ROCK!
Jenn had a thread a few years ago about this very subject.
 
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