Metro-$exual tendencies anyone?

fats71

fats71

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Originally Posted by GrouperGenius
http:///forum/post/2850538
Wow,.....I never really knew what the metro thing was about. But it sounds like like a code word for "not out of the closet just yet"....

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Originally Posted by goober_hunter
http:///forum/post/2850585
no man should like shopping for clothes or getting manicure or the foot thingy.
or planning a wedding.
just throwing that out.
Shopping is something you do at the Harley shop or feed store when your buying a new scooter or waiting for the fellas too load your truck with horse feed. If you cant buy it at Harley or a feedstore it shouldnt be bought. I picked up a nice pair of tony lama boots for under 300 bucks at my feed store while waiting for them too load my dog feed.
Originally Posted by socal57che
http:///forum/post/2850909
I own 100% pure silk shirts. Not the shiny ones, but silk none the less.
I will only wear designer socks. Once you switch, hanes socks don't cut it.
We own a tanning bed.
I have memberships at Bally and LA Fitness.
Shaving downstairs is for panzys. Real men tweeze.
My nails are in better shape than my wife's. Polish boards were taken away from me and I was reprimanded by my wife for making her nails look bad.
Pumice stone the feets. Makes 'em soft.
Eyebrows trimmed, but not waxed.
Nose and ear hair is disgusting.
Shave the neck all the way around.
Use a quality skin moisturizer daily.
I'm sure there are more, but these are off the top of my head.
What are these "underwear" everyone is talking about?
Their is no way in heck your from south Missouri !!!! You proved it with this !!
I shave in the shower without using shaving cream or dry shave with a straight razor. I only wear cowboy boots boxer briefs are the only acceptable underwears..
I did watch baywatch for 3 years before I ever knew it had sound and another two years before I ever knew they had faces... That was the last day I watched bay watch.
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

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Originally Posted by Fats71
http:///forum/post/2851321
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Shopping is something you do at the Harley shop or feed store when your buying a new scooter or waiting for the fellas too load your truck with horse feed. If you cant buy it at Harley or a feedstore it shouldnt be bought. I picked up a nice pair of tony lama boots for under 300 bucks at my feed store while waiting for them too load my dog feed.
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What about LFS's?... And you forgot about hardware store. You are allowed to go to the real hardware store (not lowes or HD but the mom and pop one) every day, like going to the bathroom as your hiding place from one or more woman or just for enjoyment.
Originally Posted by Fats71
http:///forum/post/2851321
Their is no way in heck your from south Missouri !!!! You proved it with this !!
I agree sounds like a cali "boy" (a term I will now use loosely when refering to you) to me
Originally Posted by Fats71
http:///forum/post/2851321
I did watch baywatch for 3 years before I ever knew it had sound and another two years before I ever knew they had faces... That was the last day I watched bay watch.
They talked?
 
fats71

fats71

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Originally Posted by stdreb27
http:///forum/post/2851328
What about LFS's?... And you forgot about hardware store. You are allowed to go to the real hardware store (not lowes or HD but the mom and pop one) every day, like going to the bathroom as your hiding place from one or more woman or just for enjoyment.
I agree sounds like a cali "boy" (a term I will now use loosely when refering to you) to me
They talked?
I know I know ruined the whole thing for me as well...
Your right hardware stores and gun shops bass pro is where I do buy my jeans and tennis shoes mud boots etc.
as far as cali boy im going too have to agree he never coulda come out of the Mark twain national forest with a loofah in one hand and hand wipes in the other it just doesnt fly...
Originally Posted by rebelprettyboy
http:///forum/post/2851461
loofahs rule as well!!
YOUR IN TIME OUT !!!!!
 
keebler

keebler

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How old do you have to be to receive a man-card? I am 15 with few-no "tendencies" except the occasional failed attempt to make cookies. So, when do I get it? I have a new idea too. Instead of giving demerits, just cut a piece of the card off, it is valid until gone.
 
crimzy

crimzy

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Originally Posted by Keebler
http:///forum/post/2851613
How old do you have to be to receive a man-card? I am 15 with few-no "tendencies" except the occasional failed attempt to make cookies. So, when do I get it? I have a new idea too. Instead of giving demerits, just cut a piece of the card off, it is valid until gone.
You don't get a card until male hygiene begins to go hand-in-hand with hair removal. I don't think teenagers fit the bill, (except maybe Greg Odom
).
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

Active Member
Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2851622
You don't get a card until male hygiene begins to go hand-in-hand with hair removal. I don't think teenagers fit the bill, (except maybe Greg Odom
).
I dunno I was shaving when I was 13.
Got that sucked. Full beard at 15.
 
keebler

keebler

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Originally Posted by stdreb27
http:///forum/post/2851635
I dunno I was shaving when I was 13.
Got that sucked. Full beard at 15.
Me too. When I was 13 I had to shave like twice a month, but now I have to shave every day. It does suck and it seems like nobody else my age has this problem at all. If I wanted to, I could grow a goatee and it would only take a week lol.
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

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It is a man card violation if you really like classical music? Like the stuff with all the trumpets not the sissy violin and flute stuff?
My favorite is Aaron Copland.
 
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