Metro-$exual tendencies anyone?

fats71

fats71

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Originally Posted by stdreb27
http:///forum/post/2851730
It is a man card violation if you really like classical music? Like the stuff with all the trumpets not the sissy violin and flute stuff?
My favorite is Aaron Copland.
I am gonna say UM YES !!!!!
I also wanted too add that the only time a man should moisturize is when rubbing saddle soap on a saddle...
 
jpc763

jpc763

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Hmmm. I am a road cyclist so of course I wear cycling shorts in the summer and cycling tights in the winter.
I also used to shave my legs when I was racing.

I do shop at Harbor Freight tools, does that help?
 
jpc763

jpc763

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Come on, all cyclists shave their legs!
Lance Armstrong shaves his legs and he won the tour 7 times and was hooked up with Cheryl Crow!
 
nwdyr

nwdyr

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I usually am the one GETTING the sentence , so I will have to yield to a higher authority for the sentence.......
 
socal57che

socal57che

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Originally Posted by Fats71
http:///forum/post/2851321
Their is no way in heck your from south Missouri !!!! You proved it with this !!
Live and learn.
My wife prefers a clean, trim, soft man to the goat herdin' hillbilly that I once was. By age 18 I owned 21 cars, most of which were parked on the hill behind the barn. She likes driving a car that is the same color on all sides.
I have to admit that I stand out in a Missouri Walmart. I consider that a good thing.
 
fats71

fats71

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Originally Posted by jpc763
http:///forum/post/2851992
OK, how many years is my sentence?

Your leg hair had better ben so long it was getting caught in the spokes an or chain if not im gonna have to say foreva !!!
i think their is an exception and tat is if you shaved them with say a grinder and or a weed wacker then its still a sentancable offence but it will be much lighter than say if you used a lady bic
 
jpc763

jpc763

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Ironman Triathletes shave their legs!

It is an "infection" thing when you crash. Your road rash heals faster.
 
jpc763

jpc763

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Originally Posted by Fats71
http:///forum/post/2852053
i think their is an exception and tat is if you shaved them with say a grinder and or a weed wacker then its still a sentancable offence but it will be much lighter than say if you used a lady bic
I used a "mans" razor, not one of those girlie ones!
Oh, I used asphalt and concrete a couple of times too!
 
nwdyr

nwdyr

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The only thing worse then shaving your legs is trying to make it sound tough
I don't care why or what you use , you cant be tough while shaving your LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
mboswell1982

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now what if you shave an arm, leg, back or chest so u can get an then keep a tattoo? LOL cause im gonna have to shave my back, my arms, and the sides of my head for my tatts LOL
 
lovethesea

lovethesea

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Originally Posted by socal57che
http:///forum/post/2852046
I have to admit that I stand out in a Missouri Walmart. I consider that a good thing.


maybe certain southern MO. Walmarts..........
Most of the walmarts in our neck of the woods you would fit right in.
 
spiderwoman

spiderwoman

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I now know way too much about you guys, I should have not opened this thread

Originally Posted by MiaHeatLvr
http:///forum/post/2850726
Watching ANYTHING $EX AND THE CITY RELATED = Immediate indefinite MAN CARD REVOKING!
Remedy.. Must face paint at a sports game then IMMEDIATELY hit a burlesque bar til last call!

Hubby watched that show and trust me, he is more man and full of testosterone than a lot of you men here
 
crimzy

crimzy

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Originally Posted by SpiderWoman
http:///forum/post/2852668
Hubby watched that show and trust me, he is more man and full of testosterone than a lot of you men here

More man, huh? I can get my wife pregnant just by looking at her. Can your man do that?

(At least that's how my wife told me she got pregnant
)
 
spiderwoman

spiderwoman

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Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2852701
More man, huh? I can get my wife pregnant just by looking at her. Can your man do that?

(At least that's how my wife told me she got pregnant
)
can you do twins?

(not that he had anything to do with that... ours are identical)
 
snakeblitz33

snakeblitz33

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Something like 20% of football players are gay, or at least closet gay...
I think it's kind of funny that you all have to brag about how manly you all are.
1. I'm so manly I only get a shower when I work outside and it's raining :D
2. I'm so manly that I can just look at my wife and get her pregnant.
3. I'm so manly that when I sweat they bottle it up for pheromones in cologne bottles.
4. I'm so manly that I can out drink anyone at any party that I have ever been too. Bacardi 151 or Everclear has no effect on me - I drink the whole bottle and ask for more!
5. I'm so manly that I can fart and clear an entire football stadium.
6. I'm so manly that both my daughters have facial hair.
muahahaha
Just kidding.
 
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