Metro-$exual tendencies anyone?

jennythebugg

jennythebugg

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man scaping
thats just common courtesy in my book

mani/pedi
....geyish unless its because your girl needs someone to practice on to get her beauty school liscense or your little girl wants to play beauty shop
loofahs... hmm im still on the fence about this one - they are ok in my book as long as you use a manly soap with it
man purse -
no how no way will that ever be acceptable thats what backpacks(casual) and briefcases(business) are for
and tanning should only be done in the real sun - while fishing shirtless
or swimming
The Bugg Has Spoken
 
aquaknight

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Honestly, I've trying to think of something to post all day, since this thread was started. I don't tan (going to the beach/diving 20 times a year, and fishing 15 or so, is more then enough), I don't pluck, I don't get __icures (just wiping the salt crust from the tanks off or the grease from the car is all my hands get, but constantly get compliments on my 'soft hand'
), I don't get all dolled up (I wear whatever clean clothes, for whatever I'm doing/I spend about 5 seconds max a day looking into the mirror, just to make sure the hair is presentable). Bargain-basement Suave shampoo and an Irish springs bar is all I have in the shower, minus my Fusion razor (I don't use shaving gel either
), but constantly get compliments about my softness of my hair.
But I finally think I've found something even if it's weak. On my bed, I have 6 pillow total. 2 are Laura Ashley pillows that are the best pillows I've ever used, and one of the things that helps my neck after my car crash. 2 others are standard BS come with the comforter pillows, 1 is those sit-up in bed pillows with the arms, and the other is a full bed width cylinder pillow that matches the comforter (tan suede).
The other thing is that the bed's headboard is a beautiful dark cherry wood with a big dark brown center leather section. So instead of "notches on the bed posts" I just keep tabs on a Post-It
 
kjr_trig

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I have a pair of purple patent leather Footjoy golf shoes....Yes I'm serious, here is what they look like.
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

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Originally Posted by SnakeBlitz33
http:///forum/post/2850668
I watch lifetime occasionally. I like dramatic, romantic movies sometimes, as long as they aren't cheesy or overly girly.
umm complete revocation for that.
Originally Posted by zman1
http:///forum/post/2850745
The only approved man purse...
Hey I have one of those!
Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2850802
Miami, say it isn't so!!! Tales about 4 moderately attractive women and their $exual escapades. What if you watch it but have completely dirty, disgusting thoughts while doing so? I think there's an intent level to look at here.

I think crimzy has a point here...
Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2850827
I haven't been to a strip club in about 7 or 8 years... that is I haven't gone without my wife. And I don't do the painted face thing.
I don't like Lifetime but I do like some chick flicks. Would it be ok if I went tanning, then got a pedicure, then settled in for a nice Drew Barrymore movie with an ice cold Zima?

Does Zima still exist? I thought it was defunct.
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2850913
When was the last time a woman ever walked up to a man and said, "Sexy feet, wanna hook up?". Only guys have feet fetishes.
I've actually been hit on that way... More than once.
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

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The worst thing I do is use caress soap. And a lufa.
And well I have a wife so there is an excuse for all the stupid pillows on my bed and 350 dollars spent on bedding.
effin A what was wrong with my baseball blanket I've had since I was six.
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

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Originally Posted by Rotarymagic
http:///forum/post/2851160
If Patrick Bateman does it, count me in!
Did you ever read that book? It is messed up. It is all written in first person, so you end up reading in your head. So I took the lady and... then I cleaned the blood off my face...
As if you are doing it. That is a truely disturbing book.
 
rotarymagic

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Oh I loved the book and the movie... no matter how socially unacceptable.
I was specifically referring to the hygiene regiment though for this thread. lol.
btw who is that in my avatar? hahaha.
 
crimzy

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Originally Posted by stdreb27
http:///forum/post/2851171
It was an awesome story. Part of the brilliance.

Originally Posted by Rotarymagic
http:///forum/post/2851180
Oh I loved the book and the movie... no matter how socially unacceptable.
I was specifically referring to the hygiene regiment though for this thread. lol.
btw who is that in my avatar? hahaha.
Great, now we have two crazy Texans, one with a gun avatar and the other with a serial killer avatar, joining forces with their common interests. I see nothing but good things from this duo.
 
rotarymagic

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Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2851203
Great, now we have two crazy Texans, one with a gun avatar and the other with a serial killer avatar, joining forces with their common interests. I see nothing but good things from this duo.

Oh please... where are you from?
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

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Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2851203
Great, now we have two crazy Texans, one with a gun avatar and the other with a serial killer avatar, joining forces with their common interests. I see nothing but good things from this duo.

My apologies that you can not recognize literary brilliance about a grotesque subject.
 
stdreb27

stdreb27

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2851252
Hate to break it to you, but that was a lady that used to be a man.....
I disagree. Think about it, girls like feet too, why else would they buy copious amounts of shoes and paint their toe nails. Guys never look at shoes, and toe nails only girls do...
 
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