Metro-$exual tendencies anyone?

fats71

fats71

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Originally Posted by SnakeBlitz33
http:///forum/post/2852798
1. I'm so manly I only get a shower when I work outside and it's (ACID)raining :D
2. I'm so manly that I can just look at my wife and get her pregnant(WITH TWINS AND TWICE ON SAT).
3. I'm so manly that when I sweat they bottle it up for pheromones in cologne bottles(DUH)
4. I'm so manly that I can out drink anyone at any party that I have ever been too. Bacardi 151 or Everclear has no effect on me - I drink the whole bottle and ask for more! (Drinking whiskey is for girls im a oil man myself)
5. I'm so manly that I can fart and clear an entire football stadium. (Thats just gross)
6. I'm so manly that both my daughters have facial hair. (You might wanna get that looked at)
muahahaha

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Originally Posted by Keebler
http:///forum/post/2852814
Wow! I would take offense to that if I was Spidey, but regardless that's hilarious.

I dunno why she would take offense.
 
fats71

fats71

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Originally Posted by socal57che
http:///forum/post/2852046
Live and learn.
My wife prefers a clean, trim, soft man to the goat herdin' hillbilly that I once was. By age 18 I owned 21 cars, most of which were parked on the hill behind the barn. She likes driving a car that is the same color on all sides.
I have to admit that I stand out in a Missouri Walmart. I consider that a good thing.

21 huh.... Seems you were a small time hillbilly a real mens needs him at least 50.
You do fit right in though by owning 21 cars by age 18 me and my buddies bought a truck every time we drove past a for sale sign...
 
acrylics

acrylics

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Originally Posted by stdreb27
http:///forum/post/2851730
It is a man card violation if you really like classical music? Like the stuff with all the trumpets not the sissy violin and flute stuff?
My favorite is Aaron Copland.
Music's cool in my book. Flutes can be cool too, listen to Jethro Tull sometime. Same with violins, Charlie Daniels is a good example, among many.
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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Originally Posted by acrylics
http:///forum/post/2853108
Music's cool in my book. Flutes can be cool too, listen to Jethro Tull sometime. Same with violins, Charlie Daniels is a good example, among many.
Guns and roses, Metallica, Deep Purple, Iced Earth, Nirvana, Apacalyptica, are just a few

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metal bands that incorporate orchestras or symphonic music into their songs. So no, there is no loss of man card for this.
 
rotarymagic

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Alot of the black metal I listen to has orchestra in some of it.. I don't like the synth stuff though, just extra strings and that sort of thing.
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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Now on the other hand if you celine dion or own the movie titanic, you can have your card suspended. Cher and Madonna also fall into this category.
 
rotarymagic

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2853310
Now on the other hand if you celine dion or own the movie titanic, you can have your card suspended. Cher and Madonna also fall into this category.
I have titanic.. its a good chick movie that gets you L-A-I-D...
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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A real man can accomplish this at a Larry the cable guy show, this is no excuse for owning the movie. had you used the excuse that the chick looked hot when leonardo (aka Arnie the retard) drew her nekkid, then you would have acquired a pass. however now you must pay your penance. Go do something manly like jumping through a bonfire while drunk.
 
rotarymagic

rotarymagic

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2853326
A real man can accomplish this at a Larry the cable guy show, this is no excuse for owning the movie. had you used the excuse that the chick looked hot when leonardo (aka Arnie the retard) drew her nekkid, then you would have acquired a pass. however now you must pay your penance. Go do something manly like jumping through a bonfire while drunk.
If I go roll a bus station of bums, will that suffice?
 
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