Movie One-liners!!!
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ruaround
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hey everyone...come look how good I look...Anchorman
"it a 2 on 1 pepper"... pepper replys "you usually have to pay double for that kinda action" Dodge Ball
the great thing about this grass is that you can play 36 holes on it in the after noon take home and get stoned to the bejesus belt...
Caddy Shack
this is one of my faves...heck of alot more than 1 line...
its easy to grin when your ship comes in and you have got the stock market beat... but the man worth while is a man who can smile.... cuz his shorts arent to tight in the seat.. uh ha uh ha uh ha... okay pookey do the honors... bless this ship and all who sail one her... I chriten thee the flying wasp...
Caddy Shack
"it a 2 on 1 pepper"... pepper replys "you usually have to pay double for that kinda action" Dodge Ball
the great thing about this grass is that you can play 36 holes on it in the after noon take home and get stoned to the bejesus belt...
Caddy Shack
this is one of my faves...heck of alot more than 1 line...
its easy to grin when your ship comes in and you have got the stock market beat... but the man worth while is a man who can smile.... cuz his shorts arent to tight in the seat.. uh ha uh ha uh ha... okay pookey do the honors... bless this ship and all who sail one her... I chriten thee the flying wasp...
Caddy Shack
kart racer
Member
Al, what are you thinking?
If I wanted you to know, I would be talking.
Married...with Children
If I wanted you to know, I would be talking.
Married...with Children
ruaround
Active Member
shhhhhhh listen...do you smell that??? - GhostBusters
no one makes me bleed my owh blood - Dodge ball
this is your f ing wake up call Bodie...I AM AN F B I AGENT!!! ...bodie replies "I know man isnt it wild" ... Point Break
I am so hungry I could eat the a** end of a dead rhino... Point Break
say hello to my little friend - scar face
no dont go lola Im not a nobody Im a weeeeeeina - Shark Tale
...Bond. James Bond. - Every 007 movie
I'll be back - Terminator
My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get. - Forest Gump
I gotta pee. - Forest Gump
Hasta la vista, baby... T2
You cant handle the truth -
wake up limey fish - A fish called wanda
what are you going to do bleed on me? - Monty Pythons Quest for the Holy Grail
"Nice beaver" ... jane replies "thanks just had it stuffed" -
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Gun
Im sure I will have more...
no one makes me bleed my owh blood - Dodge ball
this is your f ing wake up call Bodie...I AM AN F B I AGENT!!! ...bodie replies "I know man isnt it wild" ... Point Break
I am so hungry I could eat the a** end of a dead rhino... Point Break
say hello to my little friend - scar face
no dont go lola Im not a nobody Im a weeeeeeina - Shark Tale
...Bond. James Bond. - Every 007 movie
I'll be back - Terminator
My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get. - Forest Gump
I gotta pee. - Forest Gump
Hasta la vista, baby... T2
You cant handle the truth -
wake up limey fish - A fish called wanda
what are you going to do bleed on me? - Monty Pythons Quest for the Holy Grail
"Nice beaver" ... jane replies "thanks just had it stuffed" -
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Gun
Im sure I will have more...
shu-perman
Member
Stripes...
Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.....
Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it.....
The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
Caddy Shack...
Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.....
IT'S IN DA HOLE.....
Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya...
big hitter, the Lama....
"Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.....
Thank you very little...
I have a pool and a pond...the pond would be good for you.....
I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...
You'll get nothing and like it.....
Fletch...
Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo......
Ever seen a spleen that large?
No, not since breakfast......
You know, what tipped it for me was something your wife said while we were in bed together.
Oh? And what was that?
Curiously, she said we had roughly the same build. From the waist up, I imagine.....
Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State......
Airplane...
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking....
Looks like I picked the wrong time to stop sniffing glue....
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines....
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?....
This fog is getting thicker.
And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.....
Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol.....
We have clearance, Clarence...
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.....
Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it.....
The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
Caddy Shack...
Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.....
IT'S IN DA HOLE.....
Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya...
big hitter, the Lama....
"Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.....
Thank you very little...
I have a pool and a pond...the pond would be good for you.....
I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...
You'll get nothing and like it.....
Fletch...
Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo......
Ever seen a spleen that large?
No, not since breakfast......
You know, what tipped it for me was something your wife said while we were in bed together.
Oh? And what was that?
Curiously, she said we had roughly the same build. From the waist up, I imagine.....
Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State......
Airplane...
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking....
Looks like I picked the wrong time to stop sniffing glue....
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines....
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?....
This fog is getting thicker.
And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.....
Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol.....
We have clearance, Clarence...
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
ruaround
Active Member
shuperman...you forgot the "Goonga galoonga. Goonga, goongala goongala" part of the "lama" quote...
It looks like a mirac-- IT'S IN THE HOLE!!! ITS IN THE HOLE! - Caddy Shack
What are you doing this nape of the woods neck of the way...what are you doing here? - Caddy Shack
does Barry Manilow you raided his wardrobe? - The Breakfast Club
If I have to come back in here..I crackin skulls - The Breakfast Club
Clark..."I'll have a coke." Air stewardess... "Do you want that in the can?" Clark... "No, I'll have it right here." - European Vacation
Go Ahead ... Make My Day - Dirty Harry
more to come I am sure...
It looks like a mirac-- IT'S IN THE HOLE!!! ITS IN THE HOLE! - Caddy Shack
What are you doing this nape of the woods neck of the way...what are you doing here? - Caddy Shack
does Barry Manilow you raided his wardrobe? - The Breakfast Club
If I have to come back in here..I crackin skulls - The Breakfast Club
Clark..."I'll have a coke." Air stewardess... "Do you want that in the can?" Clark... "No, I'll have it right here." - European Vacation
Go Ahead ... Make My Day - Dirty Harry
more to come I am sure...
ruaround
Active Member
Originally Posted by Shu-perman
Airplane...
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking....
Looks like I picked the wrong time to stop sniffing glue....
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines....
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?....
This fog is getting thicker.
And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.....
Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol.....
We have clearance, Clarence...
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
I was just gonna start with the Airplane!...
cockpit whats that...its the space at the front of the airplane , but that is not important right now - Airplane!
Airplane...
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking....
Looks like I picked the wrong time to stop sniffing glue....
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines....
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?....
This fog is getting thicker.
And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.....
Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol.....
We have clearance, Clarence...
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
cockpit whats that...its the space at the front of the airplane , but that is not important right now - Airplane!
speg
Active Member
The only thing that like... nearly rips a tear from my eye.. I havent actually cried in mannnny years.. but this makes me come close. Its the ending line from Gladiator after Maximus dies and his black gladiator friend speaks...
"I will see you again... but not yet.... not yet..."
Thats awesome.. I love that
One of the all time greatest even though its a newer movie.. is from the pelicans? on a date? on the waters surface of 'Finding Nemo' after the mines all explode... There is a bubble that rises to the surface and pops next to one of them and the other looks offended and says 'nice...' and flies off
"I will see you again... but not yet.... not yet..."
Thats awesome.. I love that
One of the all time greatest even though its a newer movie.. is from the pelicans? on a date? on the waters surface of 'Finding Nemo' after the mines all explode... There is a bubble that rises to the surface and pops next to one of them and the other looks offended and says 'nice...' and flies off
speg
Active Member
Originally Posted by Jerth6932
Big Gulps, Huh?....... Welp see ya later!!! - Dumb and Dummer
I will save all from me resiteing the whole movie!! But a classic in my eyes!!!
Literally my favorite movie of all time.. and the strangest thing is its the only movie I dont own it seems haha
Big Gulps, Huh?....... Welp see ya later!!! - Dumb and Dummer
I will save all from me resiteing the whole movie!! But a classic in my eyes!!!
Literally my favorite movie of all time.. and the strangest thing is its the only movie I dont own it seems
haha
shu-perman
Member
Originally Posted by ruaround
shuperman...you forgot the "Goonga galoonga. Goonga, goongala goongala" part of the "lama" quote...
It looks like a mirac-- IT'S IN THE HOLE!!! ITS IN THE HOLE! - Caddy Shack
What are you doing this nape of the woods neck of the way...what are you doing here? - Caddy Shack
does Barry Manilow you raided his wardrobe? - The Breakfast Club
If I have to come back in here..I crackin skulls - The Breakfast Club
Clark..."I'll have a coke." Air stewardess... "Do you want that in the can?" Clark... "No, I'll have it right here." - European Vacation
Go Ahead ... Make My Day - Dirty Harry
more to come I am sure...
they whole quote w/ Carl about the Lama is very long so I took out the middle...I guess it's only a paraphrase now huh..hahha
This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
A hospital? What is it?
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now....
Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes....
Dumb and Dumber...
Ski's huh?
Thats right
Great..they yours?
Uh huh
Both of them?
yes
Ah cool...
Both of them?....
Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti....
We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
I'm only human Harry! Come on! So we backtracked a tad!
A tad? A tad, Lloyd? You drove almost a sixth of the way across the country in the wrong direction!.....
shuperman...you forgot the "Goonga galoonga. Goonga, goongala goongala" part of the "lama" quote...
It looks like a mirac-- IT'S IN THE HOLE!!! ITS IN THE HOLE! - Caddy Shack
What are you doing this nape of the woods neck of the way...what are you doing here? - Caddy Shack
does Barry Manilow you raided his wardrobe? - The Breakfast Club
If I have to come back in here..I crackin skulls - The Breakfast Club
Clark..."I'll have a coke." Air stewardess... "Do you want that in the can?" Clark... "No, I'll have it right here." - European Vacation
Go Ahead ... Make My Day - Dirty Harry
more to come I am sure...
they whole quote w/ Carl about the Lama is very long so I took out the middle...I guess it's only a paraphrase now huh..hahha
This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
A hospital? What is it?
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now....
Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes....
Dumb and Dumber...
Ski's huh?
Thats right
Great..they yours?
Uh huh
Both of them?
yes
Ah cool...
Both of them?....
Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti....
We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
I'm only human Harry! Come on! So we backtracked a tad!
A tad? A tad, Lloyd? You drove almost a sixth of the way across the country in the wrong direction!.....
socal57che
Active Member
Badges??.......................
We don't need no stinking badges!
We don't need no stinking badges!
ruaround
Active Member
water sux it really really sux... - The Waterboy
you can dooo it...you can do it aallll niiiight - The Waterboy
now thats some high quality H2O - The Waterboy
mama says that alligators are so mad cuz they have all them teeth and not tooth brush to keep em clean with - The Waterboy
heeeeeeeeres Johnny... - The Shining
you can dooo it...you can do it aallll niiiight - The Waterboy
now thats some high quality H2O - The Waterboy
mama says that alligators are so mad cuz they have all them teeth and not tooth brush to keep em clean with - The Waterboy
heeeeeeeeres Johnny... - The Shining
shu-perman
Member
Vacation...
Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?
No, sir, I don't.
Well... it's probably pretty stiff.....
ain't never seen anyone so
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all stupid as you driving off that road. You musta got manure for your brains....
got a stack of nudie books this high
what do you do w/ them
I use them
how do you use them
this guy at camp taught me this realy cool thing....ever bop your bologne?...
I French kiss.
So? Everybody does that.
Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.....
Wow dad, we must have gone like 50 yards
Nothing to be proud of Russ
pause
50 yards....
Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way?
---- yo mama!
Thank you very much.....
Chritmas Vacation...
I had to cheat on this one to get it right.....
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey ---- he is. Hallelujah. Holy ----. Where's the Tylenol?
What are you looking at?
Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an
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in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
If that cat had nine lives it sure used 'em all...
Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?
No, sir, I don't.
Well... it's probably pretty stiff.....
ain't never seen anyone so
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all stupid as you driving off that road. You musta got manure for your brains....
got a stack of nudie books this high
what do you do w/ them
I use them
how do you use them
this guy at camp taught me this realy cool thing....ever bop your bologne?...
I French kiss.
So? Everybody does that.
Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.....
Wow dad, we must have gone like 50 yards
Nothing to be proud of Russ
pause
50 yards....
Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way?
---- yo mama!
Thank you very much.....
Chritmas Vacation...
I had to cheat on this one to get it right.....
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey ---- he is. Hallelujah. Holy ----. Where's the Tylenol?
What are you looking at?
Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an
[hr]
in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
If that cat had nine lives it sure used 'em all...