zman1
Active Member
Originally Posted by Veni Vidi Vici
http:///forum/post/2836679
Its getting to civil here:
Fellow Business Executives:
As the CFO of this business that employees 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama will be our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, I figure that the clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead.
This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did.
I strolled thru our parking lot and found eight Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off.
I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.
These folks wanted change; I gave it to them. If you have a better idea, let me know.
Sincerely,
Steve Mehyers
Dear, Mr Mehyers
I have decided to keep the 8 Obama supporters and hire four additional new employees. You may ask why I have reversed your previous decision. The answer to this question is - I have just outsourced the CFO position to India.
Regards,
Your former CEO Bill...
http:///forum/post/2836679
Its getting to civil here:
Fellow Business Executives:
As the CFO of this business that employees 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama will be our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, I figure that the clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead.
This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did.
I strolled thru our parking lot and found eight Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off.
I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.
These folks wanted change; I gave it to them. If you have a better idea, let me know.
Sincerely,
Steve Mehyers
Dear, Mr Mehyers
I have decided to keep the 8 Obama supporters and hire four additional new employees. You may ask why I have reversed your previous decision. The answer to this question is - I have just outsourced the CFO position to India.
Regards,
Your former CEO Bill...