Official Chuck Norris Joke Thread!

[ruaround]

Originally Posted by Oceanists
I fixed that for ya... LOL.
nice try... lol... we know what the original says!!!
Chuck Norris is the only person whom the Axe Effect Deodorant Spray will not work on...
Chuck Norris shampoos with conditioner, and then actually repeats...

 

[tx reef]

Originally Posted by ruaround
Chuck Norris shampoos with conditioner, and then actually repeats...

:hilarious :hilarious :hilarious

 

[ruaround]

Chuck Norris gave a thumbs up on "Dodgeball" because he thought William Shatner was asking him out...

 

[schneidts]

 

[ruaround]

chuck norris has 11 scrapbooks full of "Love Is" cartoons and over 100 precious moments figurines...

 

[scotts]

Chuck Norris counted to infiniti.... Twice!

 

[ruaround]

Chuck Norris once hid his cornflakes in a safe because he heard a serial killer was on the loose...

 

[ruaround]

ahhh... i was havin sooo much fun with this thread... CN facts/jokes are sooo kewl!!!
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice... but then his 4 year old daughter told him there were more numbers than 10...
Chuck Norris tried to count backwards from infinity... but he had NO CLUE where to start...

 

[yerboy]

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about!

 

[ruaround]

Chuck Norris often joins beginner karate classes, just so that he can "accidentally" beat up little kids and actually win a fight...

 

[theappe]

Dude chuck norris is a badass! and these jokes are great. Ive laughed so hard that I almost peed myself!!

 

[ruaround]

its already been mentioned tha Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC... well he is also currently suing ABC claiming Hope & Faith are trademarked names for his hands... aka his girlfriends...

 

[sig45]

if a episode of walker Texas ranger changed your life, you might me a red neck.

 

[xnikki118x]

Chuck Norris was supposed to die a long long time ago, but Death is afraid of Chuck Norris.

 

[ruaround]

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa her smile. It happened when she saw Chuck

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[aw2x3]

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. (that's one of my favs) HAHAHA!

 

[ruaround]

Originally Posted by AW2x3
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. (that's one of my favs) HAHAHA!
that is the first post in the thread... and still weak as it was months ago...
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk, and prance around like a ****.

 

[aw2x3]

Originally Posted by ruaround
that is the first post in the thread... and still weak as it was months ago...
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk, and prance around like a ****.

Well...sooooo sorry!

 

[watson3]

Originally Posted by ruaround
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk, and prance around like a ****.
This one has already been done also

 

[ruaround]

Originally Posted by watson3
This one has already been done also

i totally did that on purpose...

Chuck Norris was once struck by a van, and miraculously revived at the hospital. His family sued the hospital.