second story thread

seattle

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Originally Posted by Sharkboy13
suddenly sharkboy turned on chuck norris and slayed him promptly

And then the world flipped upside down so everything in the north was in the south and the south was in the north.
 

sharkboy13

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then Oprah ripped Chuck Norris head off (cuz shes been working out on the soloflex) put it in a fabric bag and chanted an odd encantation...then sharkboy convinced the shark he was his conscience and rose from the grave in a super dramatic fashion as to add special effects to the story line, then ajwiggz was kidnapped by psycho clownfish from the 12445623465892356923572456024576340764330586748th and 7th dimensions (secretly sharkboy set it all up) "prop me up beside the jukebox when i die..." then sharkboy gave the psycho their mysis shrimp and ajwiggz escaped w/ all of sharkboys help, the sadly he got hit by a drunk driver on his way out of the parking lot, when police went to claim the body, a hooded 13 yr old w/ a abnormally large duffle bag told them they went to dunkin donuts, they persued w/ vego then sharkboy gave the psycho their mysis shrimp and ajwiggz escaped w/ all of sharkboys help, the sadly he got hit by a drunk driver on his way out of the parking lot, when police went to claim the body, a hooded 13 yr old w/ a abnormally large duffle bag told them they went to dunkin donuts, they persued w/ vego 3 toed sloths..gnawing on Rosie O'donells left arm while Tom Cruise cried tears of joy and

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shaved her head w/ her infant boy Then Monkeys invented nucleur misles to stop Pscho Sharkboy but didn't use them Because it was something Ghandi would have not wanted so they brought sharkboys conscience back to life then sharkboy chided firefish how it was not jon that was psycho it was the clownfish that he hired. also sharkboy sets up a secret mission to destroy the nuclear silo in the far off jungles of wherevr these monkeys happen to be But in the end Monkeys brought back Ghandi and had the Moral high ground. sharkboy then roled his eyes and got back to the original story line. And then the creator of all things, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, thought to himself, "Wow, this is getting weird...," and just got rid of Chuck Norris, three-toed sloths, and monkeys all together. then sharkboy laughed and there was much rejoicing, he then looked around and grabbed the spaghetti monster and ate him w/ cheese but then the spaghetti monsters meatball eyes tried to eat a trigger fish and failed once the trigger fish saw food and ate them then the meatballs could begin their evil ploy, to consume the trigger from the inside out but once again failed when they got crapped out The meatballs interestingly remained in their original form upon exit, and called all the other meatballs that had rolled off the table, onto the floor, and went under a bush together to create a 20-story-tall meatball Godzilla, who...destroyed the human race (except sharkboy and all the cool ppl on here) cows, and chuck norris Suddenly Monkeys Came back to life and rewinded history way back so that humans could have a second chance....and then the humans elected bush the second time and the monkeys efforts had been in vaine Then it rained lucky charms for 9years straight. Those nine yrs were named the nine yrs of radiated poisnous marshmellows then when sharkboy was 22 he.....Got eaten by the snakes that ate the radioactive snakes who ate Lucky charms and coaxed them to let him out of their stomachs and then he led them to the capital where he commandeered the mutant world under his iron fists of tyranny and was sniped in the neck 2 times before being run over by a bus filled with aliens then chuck norris ran onto the scene and revived him and blew up the aliens by pointing at them with sharkboys horribly mutated Armpits that were full of bananas suddenly sharkboy turned on chuck norris and slayed him promptly And then the world flipped upside down so everything in the north was in the south and the south was in the north. and santa claus and all the penguins got confused so this icon
was the new santa but it was eaten by a monkey and the monkeys enslaved the human race causing the US to nuke evry1 they could causing a nuclear winter that ended the world for about the third or fourth time
well, its got flavor too it, a interesting flavor.....
 

martinc909

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BEEP BEEP. The alarm rang and sharkboy woke up and found that spring break was over and it was time to go to school.
and he realized that it was all a dream and
 

sharkboy13

Active Member
he muttered several cusses under his breath and hit the detonator for the school, he watched as a puff of smoke came from lebanon
 

30-xtra high

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This is not your thread. Please do not (intentionally or acidentally) stir trouble. If you do not like the way something is, start your own thread and make the rules whatever you would like them to be.
and Sharkboy, just so you know.. your avatar kinda looks like its a blue clam, and i thought it was one for the longest time cause i didn't really look at it.
and heres my word : when
 
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