second story thread

[ajwiggz]

but it was to bad the bowl of spaghetti had the ebola virus

 

[sharkboy13]

NOOO!!! uh uh uh, sharkboy using his last strength reached for the convienently placed fast acting ebola cure in his pocket and saved himself and ajwiggz and evrybody on the site and his gf, oh and maybe arch duke franz ferdinand cuz he has a cool name

 

[autofreak44]

and shark boy got a pupiloptic pupiloptomy

 

[ruaround]

then Oprah appeared with a dictionary and asked "what exactly is awsomeness?"...

 

[ajwiggz]

to which chuck norris came back from the dead and said (haha this is awesome!)

 

[sharkboy13]

"sharkboy got a grant from the highest power of the world at this moment (yes i do speak of the coca cola company) to evade ALL viruses, diaseases, and such!" then sharkboy got writers block

 

[ajwiggz]

so ironicly he got eaten by a shark instead...

 

[ruaround]

then Oprah ripped Chuck Norris head off (cuz shes been working out on the soloflex) put it in a fabric bag and chanted an odd encantation...

 

[sharkboy13]

then sharkboy convinced the shark he was his conscience and rose from the grave in a super dramatic fashion as to add special effects to the story line, then ajwiggz was kidnapped by psycho clownfish from the 12445623465892356923572456024576340764330586748th and 7th dimensions (secretly sharkboy set it all up

)

 

[ajwiggz]

"prop me up beside the jukebox when i die..."

 

[sharkboy13]

then sharkboy gave the psycho their mysis shrimp and ajwiggz escaped w/ all of sharkboys help, the sadly he got hit by a drunk driver on his way out of the parking lot, when police went to claim the body, a hooded 13 yr old w/ a abnormally large duffle bag told them they went to dunkin donuts, they persued w/ vego (sp?)

 

[wattsupdoc]

Then Chuck Norris' head began to split and form several

 

[ruaround]

3 toed sloths...

 

[sharkboy13]

gnawing

 

[wattsupdoc]

on Rosie O'donells

 

[sharkboy13]

left arm

 

[katiev]

while Tom Cruise cried tears of joy

 

[sharkboy13]

and

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shaved her head w/ her infant boy

 

[firefish9]

Then Monkeys invented nucleur misles to stop Pscho Sharkboy but didn't use them Because it was something Ghandi would have not wanted so they brought sharkboys conscience back to life

 

[sharkboy13]

then sharkboy chided firefish how it was not jon that was psycho it was the clownfish that he hired. also sharkboy sets up a secret mission to destroy the nuclear silo in the far off jungles of wherevr these monkeys happen to be