And then the creator of all things, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, thought to himself, "Wow, this is getting weird...," and just got rid of Chuck Norris, three-toed sloths, and monkeys all together.
The meatballs interestingly remained in their original form upon exit, and called all the other meatballs that had rolled off the table, onto the floor, and went under a bush together to create a 20-story-tall meatball Godzilla, who...
and coaxed them to let him out of their stomachs and then he led them to the capital where he commandeered the mutant world under his iron fists of tyranny