Reminds me of a joke.
An old man went to the mall to do some shopping, when he decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. Sitting next to him was a teenager with spiked hair in all different colours: green, blue, red and orange.
With no expression on his face, he continued to stare in amazement at the colourful teenager who was beginning to resent the old man glare.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, ‘What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?’
Without batting an eye, the old man responded: ‘Got stoned once and did it with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.’