story thread

[stdreb27]

Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2974613
"Sweet Home Alabama".....
with his toes

 

[meowzer]

and his cat by his side

 

[alix2.0]

and all the while alix is wondering why 99% of the threads of the last two days either started out as or quickly became cat threads...

 

[meowzer]

Originally Posted by alix2.0
http:///forum/post/2974762
and all the while alix is wondering why 99% of the threads of the last two days either started out as or quickly became cat threads...

I'm soooo bored

 

[tank a holic]

or political threads, but then Bang Guy started playing the drums......

 

[pezenfuego]

Originally Posted by alix2.0
http:///forum/post/2974762
and all the while alix is wondering why 99% of the threads of the last two days either started out as or quickly became cat threads...
Then the cat, in a furious frenzy, picked up this feeble, female flamingo with a fragile frame that feigned fervency.
The cat flung the frail, feeble, female, flamingo, with a fervid ferocity, and a flabbergasted Filipino man felt the fierceness of the fearful flamingo striking him in the face...

 

[alix2.0]

Originally Posted by tank a holic
http:///forum/post/2974771
or political threads, but then Bang Guy started playing the drums......
while drinking mountain dew out of martha stewarts belly button with a straw...

 

[alix2.0]

Originally Posted by PEZenfuego
http:///forum/post/2974775
Then the cat, in a furious frenzy, picked up this feeble, female flamingo with a fragile frame that feigned fervency.
The cat flung the frail, feeble, female, flamingo, with a fervid ferocity, and a flabbergasted Filipino man felt the fierceness of the fearful flamingo striking him in the face...
talk about alliteration. but i think its spelled "phillipino"...

 

[tank a holic]

she scolded him for making a mess and pulled out a avocado colored towel to clean up, all the while she was knitting a comforter for florida joe's couch.....

 

[wattsupdoc]

using her own nose and armpit hair for yarn...

 

[t316]

Then FloridaJoe walked in the room and said....

 

[jennythebugg]

Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2974928
Then FloridaJoe walked in the room and said....
''I thought you were a natural blonde !'' Then Martha ...

 

[sepulatian]

Originally Posted by jennythebugg
http:///forum/post/2974945
''I thought you were a natural blonde !'' Then Martha ...
Said, "OMG, what is THAT??"

 

[stdreb27]

Originally Posted by sepulatian
http:///forum/post/2974947
Said, "OMG, what is THAT??"
It is the SEC Martha, and their back!

 

[wattsupdoc]

Just then out popped a gremlin, all fuzzy and mean....

 

[meowzer]

But behold that gremlin carried a bottle of port for them to drink

 

[sepulatian]

Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/2974970
But behold that gremlin carried a bottle of port for them to drink
They tried to drink it blissfully, but the gremlin was a mean drunk...

 

[rerun]

Originally Posted by sepulatian
http:///forum/post/2974972
They tried to drink it blissfully, but the gremlin was a mean drunk...
who then passed out pantless in a trunk

 

[sepulatian]

Originally Posted by rerun
http:///forum/post/2974983
who then passed out pantless in a trunk
He woke back up though...

 

[meowzer]

Originally Posted by sepulatian
http:///forum/post/2974986
He woke back up though...
Although by now the effects of the wine had worn off, he took one look at Joe and ran screaming into the ocean never to be seen again