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[darthtang aw]

Except it wasn't the ocean he ran into but 33,350 pound female elephant with no ears.

 

[sepulatian]

Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2975003
Except it wasn't the ocean he ran into but 33,350 pound female elephant with no ears.
Then he realized it wasn't an elephant. It was Darthtang's man pool. He snarled at the thought of the deep crap he was in and...

 

[t316]

Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2975003
Except it wasn't the ocean he ran into but 33,350 pound female elephant with no ears.
...and on top of that, he hit her in the rear end, just as she had to pass gas....

 

[darthtang aw]

Originally Posted by sepulatian
http:///forum/post/2975008
Then he realized it wasn't an elephant. It was Darthtang's man pool. He snarled at the thought of the deep crap he was in and...

Hold on!!! Time out!!! What in the Kanye is a man pool?

 

[tank a holic]

Originally Posted by sepulatian
http:///forum/post/2975008
Then he realized it wasn't an elephant. It was Darthtang's man pool. He snarled at the thought of the deep crap he was in and...
picked up a microphone and began singing along with bigarn and bangguy .....

 

[wattsupdoc]

to the tune of I'm a Barbie Girl...

 

[tank a holic]

while watching the band play, we notice something on bang guy's head. Is that a.....

 

[pezenfuego]

Originally Posted by tank a holic
http:///forum/post/2975707
while watching the band play, we notice something on bang guy's head. Is that a.....
midget?
Sepulation bought it for twenty bucks, but then it...

 

[tank a holic]

picked his pocket and gave his wallet to alix....

 

[wattsupdoc]

who quickly shoved the midget in.......

 

[meowzer]

Florida Joes outside fire pit

 

[wattsupdoc]

suddenly up from the toilet came...

 

[pezenfuego]

Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/2975788
Florida Joes outside fire pit
to make cream of leprechaun soup which was gobbled up by...

 

[meowzer]

A giant alligator that escaped a newbs 55g tank

 

[makoshrk2]

Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/2975801
A giant alligator that escaped a newbs 55g tank
...and ate meowzer's cat, and then went for a stroll...

 

[meowzer]

Originally Posted by makoshrk2
http:///forum/post/2975811
...and ate meowzer's cat, and then went for a stroll...

Thank God for cloning.....But remarkably the cat came out whole and was saved

 

[makoshrk2]

Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/2975812

Thank God for cloning.....But remarkably the cat came out whole and was saved

Only to be swept away in a terrible tornado sweeping across the land...

 

[pezenfuego]

Originally Posted by makoshrk2
http:///forum/post/2975819
Only to be swept away in a terrible tornado sweeping across the land...
and bashed into the side of a mountain...

 

[meowzer]

But miracle cat survived once again...YAYYY

 

[makoshrk2]

Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/2975822
But miracle cat survived once again...YAYYY
Then struck by lightning and eaten by a savage bear. WAIT don't these things only have 9 lives