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Originally Posted by
reefraff http:///t/387480/thought-i-d-share-a-laugh/180#post_3418201
Maybe the Grouper will get this one
A ventriloquist is taking a walk around town and he sees this cowboy sitting on the side of the road with his dog, horse, and sheep. The ventriloquist walks up to the guy and says, "Hey, that's a cool dog. Mind if I speak to him."
The cowboy looks up at the man and says, "Dog doesn't talk."
But the ventriloquist turns to the dog anyway and he says, "Hey dog. How's it going?"
The dog answers (via ventriloquism), "Doin' all right. Thanks for asking."
"Is this your owner?", the ventriloquist asks.
"Yep."
"Well, how's he treating you?"
The dog answers, "Real good. He walks me, he feeds me great food, he takes me to the lake to play."
The cowboy is amazed at this point, and then the ventriloquist asks if he can talk to his horse.
Again the cowboy says, "That horse doesn't talk."
But the ventriloquist turns to the horse and says, "Hey horse. How's it going?"
The horse replies, "I 'm doing good."
"Is this your owner?", says the he asks.
"Sure is," answers the horse.
"Well how's he treating you?"
"Pretty good. Thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, he brushes me down, and keeps me in a nice warm barn with all the hay and straw I'd ever want."
The cowboy is totally amazed, so when the ventriloquist turns to the sheep, the cowboy is clearly worried.
The ventriloquist asks, "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
To which the cowboy answers, "NO! DON'T TALK TO THAT SHEEP, HE'S A LYIN SOB!!!"
not really but i know what a ventriloqist is
