Thought I'd Share A Laugh!

reefraff

reefraff

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Originally Posted by saxman http:///t/387480/thought-i-d-share-a-laugh/200#post_3419120
May a weird holy man put cactus down your shorts...
Carson was a crack up.
LOL! Just noticed I wrote Cavern instead of caravan. Carson was a master.
Carnac was best when they lost it About 4:20 into this clip you can see the wheels starting to come off before he even told the joke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlLmS54qn-I
 
meowzer

meowzer

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I just saw a really funny commercial....and to make it short and to the point
a guy is in the doghouse.....his neighbor asks what he did to get there.....he says, I guess I didn't get my wife the best birthday gift....the other guy says.."what did you get her"
the guy in the doghouse says....WELL she asked for something that goes 0-200 in less then 3 seconds....SOOOOO I bought her a scale
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
travelerjp98

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Originally Posted by meowzer http:///t/387480/thought-i-d-share-a-laugh/200#post_3420312
I just saw a really funny commercial....and to make it short and to the point
a guy is in the doghouse.....his neighbor asks what he did to get there.....he says, I guess I didn't get my wife the best birthday gift....the other guy says.."what did you get her"
the guy in the doghouse says....WELL she asked for something that goes 0-200 in less then 3 seconds....SOOOOO I bought her a scale
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's funny... and Meowzer, congrats on your 33,000 post!
 
reefraff

reefraff

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LOL! I like the commercial where the guy is trying to shut the suitcase and his kid says "get mom to sit on it'. The man "Ha Ha Ha Ha Oh.... Hi dear"
 
reefraff

reefraff

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Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'' ''Yes, What can I do for you?'' '' My name is Floyd. I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith.... He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'' ''Thank you very much for the call, sir.'' The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood. but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly ,after the phone rings at Virgil's house. ''Hey, Virgil, This here's Floyd.... Did the Sheriff come?'' ''Yeah!'' '' Did they chop your firewood for the winter?'' ''Yep!''
That is how rednecks roll.
 
travelerjp98

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Originally Posted by reefraff http:///t/387480/thought-i-d-share-a-laugh/200#post_3420864

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'' ''Yes, What can I do for you?'' '' My name is Floyd. I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith.... He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'' ''Thank you very much for the call, sir.'' The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood. but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly ,after the phone rings at Virgil's house. ''Hey, Virgil, This here's Floyd.... Did the Sheriff come?'' ''Yeah!'' '' Did they chop your firewood for the winter?'' ''Yep!''
That is how rednecks roll.
Hah, that was funny... glad to see that this thread is coming back to life.
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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Hah, that was funny... glad to see thast this thread is coming back to life.
 
 
You tried out for the cheerleading squad didnt you.
Darth (bring it on) Tang
 
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