Ok, let me have another try at this...
Darth,
Sorry to step in here and possibly cut the strings to your jingle bells. However, you've made some statements that are just not adding up to me.
If I remember reading correctly, you are of a "ripe" age
And you claim to look like this:
I just don't see this as possible...
If facial hair is present, it's without a doubt discolored or missing in patches (again, depending upon the age spectrum you decide to fall with your between 14-234 yrs of age), If you indeed have tattoos, they are most likely wrinkled beyond recognition or of something along the lines of "I ? kittens", and seeing as fish keep isn't exactly a "strenuous" sport my earlier stance on the muscle tone/definition stands.
On a side note, you wife wants you to return her dang eye liner, and stop using her "color care" shampoo...
So bascially, I could say I look like that too, since the only requirement met would be long hair and a bad dye job and possibly tacky nail polish (that really needs redone!)... Heck, I've come out with that same look when I got the "bad" chair at the local salon
Ok, so how's the new revision?
And geesh, if you're going to put up a pick and say I look like this person.... atleast make it someone like this....
No one needs to know differently
Always gotta torture the poor little kitties
