darthtang aw
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Darth (dumbest question ever) Tang
Darth (dumbest question ever) Tang
What are the "stupidest" questions you've heard?
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bang guy
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Originally Posted by lion_crazz http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/60#post_2814369
While working at an LFS, someone walks up to me and says, "Excuse me, can I ask you a question?" I said sure, and followed them. They brought me to a saltwater tank. They pointed to a fish and asked if that fish was freshwatwer or saltwater. I said saltwater. They hesitated for a moment, and asked "How about this one?," pointing to another fish in the same tank! Wow...
This is still funny as heck three years later.
Originally Posted by lion_crazz http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/60#post_2814369
While working at an LFS, someone walks up to me and says, "Excuse me, can I ask you a question?" I said sure, and followed them. They brought me to a saltwater tank. They pointed to a fish and asked if that fish was freshwatwer or saltwater. I said saltwater. They hesitated for a moment, and asked "How about this one?," pointing to another fish in the same tank! Wow...
This is still funny as heck three years later.
stdreb27
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Originally Posted by Nihoa http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/60#post_3423066
a woman in maine noticed my license plate asked if i had come down to the states from canada to buy fruit cus canada was too cold for fruit. i was only 20 min over the border so i figured she was just messing with me so said i was indeed fruit shopping. dead serious, she advised me to buy my bananas green and when i got them home they would turn yellow for me. really...
you can't take anything for granted with these dang canadians.
Originally Posted by Nihoa http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/60#post_3423066
a woman in maine noticed my license plate asked if i had come down to the states from canada to buy fruit cus canada was too cold for fruit. i was only 20 min over the border so i figured she was just messing with me so said i was indeed fruit shopping. dead serious, she advised me to buy my bananas green and when i got them home they would turn yellow for me. really...
you can't take anything for granted with these dang canadians.
socal57che
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Originally Posted by reefraff http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/60#post_3423059
You wouldn't believe the number of people I've had walk up and ask if I hurt my leg..... I walk with crutches. My typical answer is "No, I just carry the crutches to get people's sympathy"
Back in my working days I used to fix copiers. You would be amazed the number of people who would walk up to the machine with me kneeled down in front of it with parts all over the floor and say "Is it alright if I make a copy, I just need 1?" My favorite was "do you know where all that goes?" to which I'd hold up a part and say "Did you happen to see where I took this from?" That got some interesting responses
Customers like to watch me work. With their transmission in ten thousand pieces, I'd look up and say "Boy, I wish I'd paid more attention when I took this puppy apart" and watch them turn white in horror.
Originally Posted by reefraff http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/60#post_3423059
You wouldn't believe the number of people I've had walk up and ask if I hurt my leg..... I walk with crutches. My typical answer is "No, I just carry the crutches to get people's sympathy"
Back in my working days I used to fix copiers. You would be amazed the number of people who would walk up to the machine with me kneeled down in front of it with parts all over the floor and say "Is it alright if I make a copy, I just need 1?" My favorite was "do you know where all that goes?" to which I'd hold up a part and say "Did you happen to see where I took this from?" That got some interesting responses
Customers like to watch me work. With their transmission in ten thousand pieces, I'd look up and say "Boy, I wish I'd paid more attention when I took this puppy apart" and watch them turn white in horror.
rainbow grouper
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Originally Posted by reefraff http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/60#post_3423059
You wouldn't believe the number of people I've had walk up and ask if I hurt my leg..... I walk with crutches. My typical answer is "No, I just carry the crutches to get people's sympathy"
Back in my working days I used to fix copiers. You would be amazed the number of people who would walk up to the machine with me kneeled down in front of it with parts all over the floor and say "Is it alright if I make a copy, I just need 1?" My favorite was "do you know where all that goes?" to which I'd hold up a part and say "Did you happen to see where I took this from?" That got some interesting responses
some people are just to unobservant.
Originally Posted by reefraff http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/60#post_3423059
You wouldn't believe the number of people I've had walk up and ask if I hurt my leg..... I walk with crutches. My typical answer is "No, I just carry the crutches to get people's sympathy"
Back in my working days I used to fix copiers. You would be amazed the number of people who would walk up to the machine with me kneeled down in front of it with parts all over the floor and say "Is it alright if I make a copy, I just need 1?" My favorite was "do you know where all that goes?" to which I'd hold up a part and say "Did you happen to see where I took this from?" That got some interesting responses
btldreef
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This one always made me laugh when walking my old 85lb English Bulldog who growled if we walked past anyone:
"Does your dog bite?"
"Yes, please don't try to pet him, he bites anyone he doesn't know"
"Oh, wow, can I pet him?"
"Sure, if you only want to have one arm for the rest of your life"
and then they'd still proceed to try a good 75% of the time
"Does your dog bite?"
"Yes, please don't try to pet him, he bites anyone he doesn't know"
"Oh, wow, can I pet him?"
"Sure, if you only want to have one arm for the rest of your life"
and then they'd still proceed to try a good 75% of the time
rainbow grouper
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Originally Posted by BTLDreef http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/80#post_3423363
This one always made me laugh when walking my old 85lb English Bulldog who growled if we walked past anyone:
"Does your dog bite?"
"Yes, please don't try to pet him, he bites anyone he doesn't know"
"Oh, wow, can I pet him?"
"Sure, if you only want to have one arm for the rest of your life"
and then they'd still proceed to try a good 75% of the time
LOLOLOLOL My little sister would be in that 75% she pets whatever dog she sees (even when we tell her not to
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Originally Posted by BTLDreef http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/80#post_3423363
This one always made me laugh when walking my old 85lb English Bulldog who growled if we walked past anyone:
"Does your dog bite?"
"Yes, please don't try to pet him, he bites anyone he doesn't know"
"Oh, wow, can I pet him?"
"Sure, if you only want to have one arm for the rest of your life"
and then they'd still proceed to try a good 75% of the time
LOLOLOLOL My little sister would be in that 75% she pets whatever dog she sees (even when we tell her not to
btldreef
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Originally Posted by rainbow grouper http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/80#post_3423366
LOLOLOLOL My little sister would be in that 75% she pets whatever dog she sees (even when we tell her not to
)
See kids, I understand. But adults, if I've told you my dog will bite and probably rip your arm off and you try to pet him anyways, well you shouldn't be in the gene pool anyway.....
Originally Posted by rainbow grouper http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/80#post_3423366
LOLOLOLOL My little sister would be in that 75% she pets whatever dog she sees (even when we tell her not to
See kids, I understand. But adults, if I've told you my dog will bite and probably rip your arm off and you try to pet him anyways, well you shouldn't be in the gene pool anyway.....
darthtang aw
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Friends over at the house. "May i use your bathroom"
"Nope, hold it"
Outside smoking.
random guy. "Got an extra cig i can bum".
sorry, i dont smoke.
Customers in my store.
"You got a bathroom?"
sure, let me untape the bag from my leg.
Random fast food restaurant after i state my order is complete.
"Anything else?"
Walking my great danes.
random person walking.
"Do they eat a lot?"
me looking at their grossly overweight children.
"Do yours?"
Darth (i see stupid people) Tang
"Nope, hold it"
Outside smoking.
random guy. "Got an extra cig i can bum".
sorry, i dont smoke.
Customers in my store.
"You got a bathroom?"
sure, let me untape the bag from my leg.
Random fast food restaurant after i state my order is complete.
"Anything else?"
Walking my great danes.
random person walking.
"Do they eat a lot?"
me looking at their grossly overweight children.
"Do yours?"
Darth (i see stupid people) Tang
snakeblitz33
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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/80#post_3423412
Walking my great danes.
random person walking.
"Do they eat a lot?"
me looking at their grossly overweight children.
"Do yours?"
Darth (i see stupid people) Tang
OMG! I just about died laughing. I just had to share that one with my wife.
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/80#post_3423412
Walking my great danes.
random person walking.
"Do they eat a lot?"
me looking at their grossly overweight children.
"Do yours?"
Darth (i see stupid people) Tang
OMG! I just about died laughing. I just had to share that one with my wife.
rainbow grouper
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Originally Posted by SnakeBlitz33 http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/80#post_3423428
OMG! I just about died laughing. I just had to share that one with my wife.
same here hilarious especially the last one. LOL
Originally Posted by SnakeBlitz33 http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/80#post_3423428
OMG! I just about died laughing. I just had to share that one with my wife.
same here hilarious especially the last one. LOL
stdreb27
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Originally Posted by rainbow grouper http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/80#post_3423656
same here hilarious especially the last one. LOL
you have a wife?!?
Originally Posted by rainbow grouper http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/80#post_3423656
same here hilarious especially the last one. LOL
you have a wife?!?
rainbow grouper
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Originally Posted by stdreb27 http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/80#post_3423879
you have a wife?!?
I mean the questions were funny.
Originally Posted by stdreb27 http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/80#post_3423879
you have a wife?!?
I mean the questions were funny.
stdreb27
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Originally Posted by Kiefers http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/80#post_3424083
after work I will go to the store in my scrubs and stethascope to pick up some things and people ask
"Do you work in the medical field?"
No, I"m a stripper... Would be the right answer...
Either that, or, "Well when I cut people open in my basement, it is easier to clean scrubs."
Originally Posted by Kiefers http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/80#post_3424083
after work I will go to the store in my scrubs and stethascope to pick up some things and people ask
"Do you work in the medical field?"
No, I"m a stripper... Would be the right answer...
Either that, or, "Well when I cut people open in my basement, it is easier to clean scrubs."
kiefers
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Originally Posted by stdreb27 http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/80#post_3424087
No, I"m a stripper... Would be the right answer...
Either that, or, "Well when I cut people open in my basement, it is easier to clean scrubs."
exactly why I'm at the store...... cleaning supplies
Originally Posted by stdreb27 http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/80#post_3424087
No, I"m a stripper... Would be the right answer...
Either that, or, "Well when I cut people open in my basement, it is easier to clean scrubs."
exactly why I'm at the store...... cleaning supplies
stdreb27
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Originally Posted by Kiefers http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/80#post_3424089
exactly why I'm at the store...... cleaning supplies
Picking up a pick, Shovel, large trash bags, and ammonia?
Originally Posted by Kiefers http:///t/336862/what-are-the-stupidest-questions-youve-heard/80#post_3424089
exactly why I'm at the store...... cleaning supplies
Picking up a pick, Shovel, large trash bags, and ammonia?
darthtang aw
Active Member
Anda tree...people ask no questions then...think you are planting something normal.
Darth (natural compost) Tang
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snakeblitz33
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A few from my wife recently:
"The Grand Canyon doesn't have rails all the way around it?"
The Civil War was right after WWI, wasn't it?
How much does that $10 t-shirt cost?
Love you, hunny.
"The Grand Canyon doesn't have rails all the way around it?"
The Civil War was right after WWI, wasn't it?
How much does that $10 t-shirt cost?
Love you, hunny.