I once bought a goldfish at a carnival, didnt actually pay FOR him....
It was fate. Happened so fast........
I threw a dime and it landed in a glass......
Some dirty guy that smelled like WD-40 and Stale smoke handed me a bag with a fish in it.
I knew then it was magic...you see for those of you that are married can vouch. Its a snowball effect.
Once wife sees the bag-
The fish gets a macho name....
THEN the innocent looking little fish uses his superior powers of mind control on your wife. Won't work on you, so they go after the women.....Diabolical little creatures....
See because he tells your wife he NEEDS A friend!! (boom another 20.00 in dimes)
THEN they must gang up or something because they start to whine about thier living arraingments.(Boom! 300 on the way home to build the little guy a fish mansion from MTV cribs)
So most expensive fish has GOT to be a goldfish I got for a Dime (with superpowers of mind control)