Time for nonsense, it appears... You were warned earlier that if you failed to keep this going I would begin...
Go get the canary and mow the lawn. Of course, only on a tuesday with doughnuts and pizza. Hoopersnatch the singing donkey likes parfait and cheese, and monkeybutt salami, but only if it's orange, so don't try to get him to eat the blue stuff, oh no, he will only eat monkeybutt salami if it's orange. Green just will not do, and neither will yellow or red. It absolutely has to be orange. If it isn't he will become angry and refuse to eat it. So don't even try any other color. However, he will eat any kind of parfait.
In conlclusion, I'd like to thank Bob the Builder (can we fix it?), Joe Shmoe, and all the good people who work down at Office Supplies, inc. This rediculous message would not have been possible or as rediculous without their existance.