WOMEN DRIVERS.....
I think this about sums it up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Driving to work this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my
left, and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per
hour with her face up next to her rearview mirror putting on her
eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I looked back, she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!! I'm a man, but
it scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the
donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten
out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my
cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs,
splashed and burned Mr. Happy-and-the-Twins, ruined the phone, AND
disconnected an important call ! ! ! ! !
WOMEN DRIVERS ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !