meowzer
Moderator
Originally Posted by wattsupdoc
http:///forum/post/2979365
OK. This one involves Walmart too. One night while shopping with my wife and son we are leaving the store. I have the cart and push it to the car. resting my elbows on the handle. As my hands are full fiddling with my new gadget. I forget what it was and isn't relevant. However. I am really involved in it. After loading the car, I push the cart to the cart station with gadget still in hand. Strolling back to the car I walked to the passenger side and "plop" myself down. Still fidgeting away. Soon I begin to wonder why we haven't started to pull away. I glance up and think....hmmmm that doesn't look like my dash. Quickly looking to the driver side I see some strange woman in my car eating Ice cream from a cup with a spoon and staring right at me. Mouth WIDE open. HMMMM that's not right whats going on. I am now getting a little nervous and begin looking around. I glance to the right and loh and behold....There's my wife sitting in the car next to me laughing her butt off, looking straight at me....My son in the back seat following suit...All I could say was OMG I AM SOOOO SORRRY over and over as I climbed out of this perfect strangers car and scuttled around and into my own....
To this day I still believe I was startled more than the woman as she had to be looking right at my wife and son laughing their butt off, meanwhile I just sit there fiddling with my gadget, oblivious to it all....
In my defense the two cars were very similar vehicle and hers was dark blue as our was black... It was very dark also...
IDK if it's your story or all the bloody mary's I have drank
BOTH I guess
But I am rollin on the floor and my cat is thinkin I'm crazy
http:///forum/post/2979365
OK. This one involves Walmart too. One night while shopping with my wife and son we are leaving the store. I have the cart and push it to the car. resting my elbows on the handle. As my hands are full fiddling with my new gadget. I forget what it was and isn't relevant. However. I am really involved in it. After loading the car, I push the cart to the cart station with gadget still in hand. Strolling back to the car I walked to the passenger side and "plop" myself down. Still fidgeting away. Soon I begin to wonder why we haven't started to pull away. I glance up and think....hmmmm that doesn't look like my dash. Quickly looking to the driver side I see some strange woman in my car eating Ice cream from a cup with a spoon and staring right at me. Mouth WIDE open. HMMMM that's not right whats going on. I am now getting a little nervous and begin looking around. I glance to the right and loh and behold....There's my wife sitting in the car next to me laughing her butt off, looking straight at me....My son in the back seat following suit...All I could say was OMG I AM SOOOO SORRRY over and over as I climbed out of this perfect strangers car and scuttled around and into my own....
To this day I still believe I was startled more than the woman as she had to be looking right at my wife and son laughing their butt off, meanwhile I just sit there fiddling with my gadget, oblivious to it all....
In my defense the two cars were very similar vehicle and hers was dark blue as our was black... It was very dark also...
BOTH I guess
wattsupdoc
Active Member
I think I dropped and left my new toy whatever it was in her car... I didnt care either....
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eric b 125
Guest
thats great doc!
meowzer
Moderator
Originally Posted by wattsupdoc
http:///forum/post/2979377
I think I dropped and left my new toy whatever it was in her car... I didnt care either....
Especially since you don't remember what it even was...
http:///forum/post/2979377
I think I dropped and left my new toy whatever it was in her car... I didnt care either....
Especially since you don't remember what it even was...
meowzer
Moderator
Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2979338
Give me a few minutes to type this one up....
MUST BE A LONG ONE.....uh..story
http:///forum/post/2979338
Give me a few minutes to type this one up....
MUST BE A LONG ONE.....uh..story
t316
Active Member
Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/2979384
MUST BE A LONG ONE.....uh..story
no, I got tied up...I have it in sec...
http:///forum/post/2979384
MUST BE A LONG ONE.....uh..story
no, I got tied up...I have it in sec...
t316
Active Member
Many years ago, my best friend was about to get married, so my wife and I decided to throw him and his fiance a house warming party with all of our other mutual friends, at our house. My wife and I had not been married long ourselves, so our house only had one bedroom at the time. Anyway, the party was wild, lots of drinking, so much so, that my friend's fiance was very tipsy/drowsy and couldn't hold her head up. My wife lets her lay down on our bed for awhile, to which she passes out of course. Most everyone has left the party by now, and my friend has tried several times to get her up, but to no avail. (Pre-requisite here, he is known to be impatient). So he finally just gets frustrated and leaves her. Said he would come back tomorrow. Well now everyone is gone except me, wifey, and the drunk in my bed. My wife starts getting out blankets and pillows and brings them to the living room and starts turning out lights. I go along with it for a half hour or so, me on the floor, wife on the couch, then I tell her..."this is my house, I'm not drunk, so I'm not sleeping in the floor." I nicely asked the wife to go back there and get in our bed, it's a double bed, two of you can sleep there, and I'll take the couch.
Wife refuses. She insist that she is staying where she is on the couch. After a few more times demanding, I told her that if you don't, I will, because this floor is killing me. No agreement here, so I get up and go to MY room, strip down to my boxers, and get in MY bed. Luckily, my friends fiance was on my wife's side, so I was able to get on MY side.
Well, sometime early in the morning, the beer farts come on. By this time, I'm in la la land, having already forgotten about everything mentioned above, and still half asleep. My back is turned away from my bed mate, but a big one hits me...and finally WHAMMO. I didn't think anything of it. Just assumed it was my wife over there, what's different from any other morning? Well, it didn't take 30 seconds before this chick turned over, saw me, and ran like a freakin' ghost....The whole house was awake by now. I finally went into the living room where my wife was apologizing on my behalf, the girl was crying because she couldn't remember what she had done the night before...all she knew was, she woke up with me, was worried that something had happened between us since we were in bed together, and that she heard an explosion....
When my friend showed up to pick up his fiance, I told him..."whatever she tells you, just remember...this will teach your sorry butt not to leave your soul mate at my place again"....
Wife refuses. She insist that she is staying where she is on the couch. After a few more times demanding, I told her that if you don't, I will, because this floor is killing me. No agreement here, so I get up and go to MY room, strip down to my boxers, and get in MY bed. Luckily, my friends fiance was on my wife's side, so I was able to get on MY side.
Well, sometime early in the morning, the beer farts come on. By this time, I'm in la la land, having already forgotten about everything mentioned above, and still half asleep. My back is turned away from my bed mate, but a big one hits me...and finally WHAMMO. I didn't think anything of it. Just assumed it was my wife over there, what's different from any other morning? Well, it didn't take 30 seconds before this chick turned over, saw me, and ran like a freakin' ghost....The whole house was awake by now. I finally went into the living room where my wife was apologizing on my behalf, the girl was crying because she couldn't remember what she had done the night before...all she knew was, she woke up with me, was worried that something had happened between us since we were in bed together, and that she heard an explosion....
When my friend showed up to pick up his fiance, I told him..."whatever she tells you, just remember...this will teach your sorry butt not to leave your soul mate at my place again"....
meowzer
Moderator
Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2979388
no, I got tied up...I have it in sec...
Not literally...I hope
http:///forum/post/2979388
no, I got tied up...I have it in sec...
Not literally...I hope
fishrule
Member
Originally Posted by wattsupdoc
http:///forum/post/2979365
OK. This one involves Walmart too. One night while shopping with my wife and son we are leaving the store. I have the cart and push it to the car. resting my elbows on the handle. As my hands are full fiddling with my new gadget. I forget what it was and isn't relevant. However. I am really involved in it. After loading the car, I push the cart to the cart station with gadget still in hand. Strolling back to the car I walked to the passenger side and "plop" myself down. Still fidgeting away. Soon I begin to wonder why we haven't started to pull away. I glance up and think....hmmmm that doesn't look like my dash. Quickly looking to the driver side I see some strange woman in my car eating Ice cream from a cup with a spoon and staring right at me. Mouth WIDE open. HMMMM that's not right whats going on. I am now getting a little nervous and begin looking around. I glance to the right and loh and behold....There's my wife sitting in the car next to me laughing her butt off, looking straight at me....My son in the back seat following suit...All I could say was OMG I AM SOOOO SORRRY over and over as I climbed out of this perfect strangers car and scuttled around and into my own....
To this day I still believe I was startled more than the woman as she had to be looking right at my wife and son laughing their butt off, meanwhile I just sit there fiddling with my gadget, oblivious to it all....
In my defense the two cars were very similar vehicle and hers was dark blue as our was black... It was very dark also...
OMG, I have a friend that can relate to your experience.
Does anyone else have a friend that ends up being the brunt of most jokes, not on purpose either? Well this story involves one of those "Special" friends.
I was at a restaurant with about 6 friends. My wife (GF at the time) and I had just bought a new/used SUV and wanted to celebrate by eating out with our friends. Well we had an outside window seat at the restaurant and could see the new truck parked down towards the end of the parking lot. Well 5 of us were already seated and one of my friends was looking out the window commenting on the new purchase when our 6th friend joined in. The "special" friend turned to us and said, "I didn't know you bought a new vehicle, I'm going to go check it out." As he took off to go look at our new purchase, the 5 of us continued to talk about what we would do with the rest of the evening. While we are talking, one of my friends starts to bust out laughing and points to the SUV parked right outside the window. There sits our "Special" friend in the drivers seat looking thru all the compartments of a TOTAL STRANGERS car. Best part is he waves at us stairing at him and gives us the THUMBS UP
, just as the owner of the SUV walks up to him and asks what he is doing in his vehicle. Luckily the stranger overheard most of our conversations and was aware it was all a big misunderstanding.
Man, those were the days.
http:///forum/post/2979365
OK. This one involves Walmart too. One night while shopping with my wife and son we are leaving the store. I have the cart and push it to the car. resting my elbows on the handle. As my hands are full fiddling with my new gadget. I forget what it was and isn't relevant. However. I am really involved in it. After loading the car, I push the cart to the cart station with gadget still in hand. Strolling back to the car I walked to the passenger side and "plop" myself down. Still fidgeting away. Soon I begin to wonder why we haven't started to pull away. I glance up and think....hmmmm that doesn't look like my dash. Quickly looking to the driver side I see some strange woman in my car eating Ice cream from a cup with a spoon and staring right at me. Mouth WIDE open. HMMMM that's not right whats going on. I am now getting a little nervous and begin looking around. I glance to the right and loh and behold....There's my wife sitting in the car next to me laughing her butt off, looking straight at me....My son in the back seat following suit...All I could say was OMG I AM SOOOO SORRRY over and over as I climbed out of this perfect strangers car and scuttled around and into my own....
To this day I still believe I was startled more than the woman as she had to be looking right at my wife and son laughing their butt off, meanwhile I just sit there fiddling with my gadget, oblivious to it all....
In my defense the two cars were very similar vehicle and hers was dark blue as our was black... It was very dark also...
OMG, I have a friend that can relate to your experience.
Does anyone else have a friend that ends up being the brunt of most jokes, not on purpose either? Well this story involves one of those "Special" friends.
I was at a restaurant with about 6 friends. My wife (GF at the time) and I had just bought a new/used SUV and wanted to celebrate by eating out with our friends. Well we had an outside window seat at the restaurant and could see the new truck parked down towards the end of the parking lot. Well 5 of us were already seated and one of my friends was looking out the window commenting on the new purchase when our 6th friend joined in. The "special" friend turned to us and said, "I didn't know you bought a new vehicle, I'm going to go check it out." As he took off to go look at our new purchase, the 5 of us continued to talk about what we would do with the rest of the evening. While we are talking, one of my friends starts to bust out laughing and points to the SUV parked right outside the window. There sits our "Special" friend in the drivers seat looking thru all the compartments of a TOTAL STRANGERS car. Best part is he waves at us stairing at him and gives us the THUMBS UP
Man, those were the days.
hydrodamoper
Member
The day I turned 21 my friends and I went out to one of the local bars. I met a lovely lady and her friend and preceded to talk for a while. When it was closing time a friend and I asked for a ride home. On the way home my friend asked if they could stop and grab some food from a gas station. While my friend was inside the gas station I decided that i needed to go to the bathroom, so I hopped out of the car and walked around to the front of the car and began to relieve myself. Unfortunately I forgot that the two ladies were sitting in the front seat of the car AND I WAS FACING THE CAR!
BTW - I married one of the ladies and have been happilly married for over 20 years.
BTW - I married one of the ladies and have been happilly married for over 20 years.
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eric b 125
Guest
T316: thats a great one! i hate sleeping anywhere but my own bed. i'll take the couch on occasion, but nothing is like my bed.
t316
Active Member
Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/2979394
I CAN NOT BELIEVE...that your wife let you go into your bed with another woman in it!!!!
Originally Posted by Eric B 125
http:///forum/post/2979400
T316: thats a great one! i hate sleeping anywhere but my own bed. i'll take the couch on occasion, but nothing is like my bed.
Well, those two are still married and are good friends of ours, but for some reason she never drinks when she comes over to my house anymore...
http:///forum/post/2979394
I CAN NOT BELIEVE...that your wife let you go into your bed with another woman in it!!!!
Originally Posted by Eric B 125
http:///forum/post/2979400
T316: thats a great one! i hate sleeping anywhere but my own bed. i'll take the couch on occasion, but nothing is like my bed.
Well, those two are still married and are good friends of ours, but for some reason she never drinks when she comes over to my house anymore...
crimzy
Active Member
Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2979391
Many years ago, my best friend was about to get married, so my wife and I decided to throw him and his fiance a house warming party with all of our other mutual friends, at our house. My wife and I had not been married long ourselves, so our house only had one bedroom at the time. Anyway, the party was wild, lots of drinking, so much so, that my friend's fiance was very tipsy/drowsy and couldn't hold her head up. My wife lets her lay down on our bed for awhile, to which she passes out of course. Most everyone has left the party by now, and my friend has tried several times to get her up, but to no avail. (Pre-requisite here, he is known to be impatient). So he finally just gets frustrated and leaves her. Said he would come back tomorrow. Well now everyone is gone except me, wifey, and the drunk in my bed. My wife starts getting out blankets and pillows and brings them to the living room and starts turning out lights. I go along with it for a half hour or so, me on the floor, wife on the couch, then I tell her..."this is my house, I'm not drunk, so I'm not sleeping in the floor." I nicely asked the wife to go back there and get in our bed, it's a double bed, two of you can sleep there, and I'll take the couch.
Wife refuses. She insist that she is staying where she is on the couch. After a few more times demanding, I told her that if you don't, I will, because this floor is killing me. No agreement here, so I get up and go to MY room, strip down to my boxers, and get in MY bed. Luckily, my friends fiance was on my wife's side, so I was able to get on MY side.
Well, sometime early in the morning, the beer farts come on. By this time, I'm in la la land, having already forgotten about everything mentioned above, and still half asleep. My back is turned away from my bed mate, but a big one hits me...and finally WHAMMO. I didn't think anything of it. Just assumed it was my wife over there, what's different from any other morning? Well, it didn't take 30 seconds before this chick turned over, saw me, and ran like a freakin' ghost....The whole house was awake by now. I finally went into the living room where my wife was apologizing on my behalf, the girl was crying because she couldn't remember what she had done the night before...all she knew was, she woke up with me, was worried that something had happened between us since we were in bed together, and that she heard an explosion....
When my friend showed up to pick up his fiance, I told him..."whatever she tells you, just remember...this will teach your sorry butt not to leave your soul mate at my place again"....
Great story... but I kind of feel bad for your wife. Seems the other young lady was pretty traumatized from just ONE NIGHT of it.
http:///forum/post/2979391
Many years ago, my best friend was about to get married, so my wife and I decided to throw him and his fiance a house warming party with all of our other mutual friends, at our house. My wife and I had not been married long ourselves, so our house only had one bedroom at the time. Anyway, the party was wild, lots of drinking, so much so, that my friend's fiance was very tipsy/drowsy and couldn't hold her head up. My wife lets her lay down on our bed for awhile, to which she passes out of course. Most everyone has left the party by now, and my friend has tried several times to get her up, but to no avail. (Pre-requisite here, he is known to be impatient). So he finally just gets frustrated and leaves her. Said he would come back tomorrow. Well now everyone is gone except me, wifey, and the drunk in my bed. My wife starts getting out blankets and pillows and brings them to the living room and starts turning out lights. I go along with it for a half hour or so, me on the floor, wife on the couch, then I tell her..."this is my house, I'm not drunk, so I'm not sleeping in the floor." I nicely asked the wife to go back there and get in our bed, it's a double bed, two of you can sleep there, and I'll take the couch.
Wife refuses. She insist that she is staying where she is on the couch. After a few more times demanding, I told her that if you don't, I will, because this floor is killing me. No agreement here, so I get up and go to MY room, strip down to my boxers, and get in MY bed. Luckily, my friends fiance was on my wife's side, so I was able to get on MY side.
Well, sometime early in the morning, the beer farts come on. By this time, I'm in la la land, having already forgotten about everything mentioned above, and still half asleep. My back is turned away from my bed mate, but a big one hits me...and finally WHAMMO. I didn't think anything of it. Just assumed it was my wife over there, what's different from any other morning? Well, it didn't take 30 seconds before this chick turned over, saw me, and ran like a freakin' ghost....The whole house was awake by now. I finally went into the living room where my wife was apologizing on my behalf, the girl was crying because she couldn't remember what she had done the night before...all she knew was, she woke up with me, was worried that something had happened between us since we were in bed together, and that she heard an explosion....
When my friend showed up to pick up his fiance, I told him..."whatever she tells you, just remember...this will teach your sorry butt not to leave your soul mate at my place again"....
Great story... but I kind of feel bad for your wife. Seems the other young lady was pretty traumatized from just ONE NIGHT of it.
meowzer
Moderator
Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2979404
Well, those two are still married and are good friends of ours, but for some reason she never drinks when she comes over to my house anymore...
That tells us she STILL is not sure what happened while she was passed out...
http:///forum/post/2979404
Well, those two are still married and are good friends of ours, but for some reason she never drinks when she comes over to my house anymore...
That tells us she STILL is not sure what happened while she was passed out...
flower
Well-Known Member
Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/2979237
When I was about 19..my sister called and asked if I would be a temp for their company cause the receptionist was out for a week...well being a YOUNG mother of a one year old...the chance to make money sounded good....So I dug through the closet and found a skirt out fit to wear.
Well at work, I had to go to the bathroom which was across the building....I had pantyhose on..and after using the bathroom..when I got back to my desk, and went to sit down, I put my hand behind me to smooth the skirt under me when I sat down...and the skirt was tucked into my pantyhose
I walked across the building like that...LOL
Well ever since then I NEVER leave the bathroom w/o making sure that my dress, or skirt is NOT tucked in my hose...LOL
This happened to me too. Not all he way accross a building, but at thanksgiving with all the family there, at least it was family. My little brother noticed, not me. He let me know by laughing. He was 23 at the time.
http:///forum/post/2979237
When I was about 19..my sister called and asked if I would be a temp for their company cause the receptionist was out for a week...well being a YOUNG mother of a one year old...the chance to make money sounded good....So I dug through the closet and found a skirt out fit to wear.
Well at work, I had to go to the bathroom which was across the building....I had pantyhose on..and after using the bathroom..when I got back to my desk, and went to sit down, I put my hand behind me to smooth the skirt under me when I sat down...and the skirt was tucked into my pantyhose
Well ever since then I NEVER leave the bathroom w/o making sure that my dress, or skirt is NOT tucked in my hose...LOL
This happened to me too. Not all he way accross a building, but at thanksgiving with all the family there, at least it was family. My little brother noticed, not me. He let me know by laughing. He was 23 at the time.
t316
Active Member
Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2979406
Great story... but I kind of feel bad for your wife. Seems the other young lady was pretty traumatized from just ONE NIGHT of it.
She's used to it...
But I will admit, that night there was an unusual amount of buildup.
Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/2979410
That tells us she STILL is not sure what happened while she was passed out...
No, my wife, friend, and his wife know that I would never do something like that. It's all a big joke now every time we get together, about my farting on his wife.
Like I said, I have tons of stories like this....good to finally see some others chiming in.
http:///forum/post/2979406
Great story... but I kind of feel bad for your wife. Seems the other young lady was pretty traumatized from just ONE NIGHT of it.
She's used to it...
Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/2979410
That tells us she STILL is not sure what happened while she was passed out...
No, my wife, friend, and his wife know that I would never do something like that. It's all a big joke now every time we get together, about my farting on his wife.
Like I said, I have tons of stories like this....good to finally see some others chiming in.
E
eric b 125
Guest
Originally Posted by Hydrodamoper
http:///forum/post/2979397
BTW - I married one of the ladies and have been happilly married for over 20 years.
Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/2979384
MUST BE A LONG ONE.....uh..story
http:///forum/post/2979397
BTW - I married one of the ladies and have been happilly married for over 20 years.
Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/2979384
MUST BE A LONG ONE.....uh..story